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My Bloody Valentine's 25 minutes of one-chord feedback last year was quite an earbleeder. Remember the floor afterwards was covered in as many abandoned earplugs as shattered plastic pint glasses... Here's a Guardian review: "People seem excited, rather than concerned, about the fact that...

Yikes!!

Take a radio with you, and say you need to test the reception throughout the house. Add in some spurious nonsense about poor quality radio waves making babies ill and you want to be 100% sure your child will be healthy in this new house, and you're sorted.

Take a radio with you, and say you need to test the reception throughout the house. Add in some spurious nonsense about poor quality radio waves making babies ill and you want to be 100% sure your child will be healthy in this new house, and you're sorted.

Marvelous scenes too in the test match, where the Aussies have gone from 95-1 to 118-8.

Yeovil's goal difference is shocking, so we only need to get level with them on points to finish ahead of them. So their late late equaliser was a bit of a pain, as it took them two points above, rather than one. I think they're still in the mix though.

Couldn't you make your own using a plank and a shovel?

Maybe this will mean the coachloads of tourists who still descend on Roslin every day to look for the flipping Holy Grail will now leave us villagers in peace!

At the time I thought Swindon did for us, and still think it probably has, but am now climbing from the 'No' camp up onto the fence...

There. Sat at the back of the main stand, wished I could have been on the terrace, but still - just to have been there is something I'll treasure forever.

Yup. Will take an absolute miracle now.

Have we come from behind?

Tempted to drive past on my way home tonight! After all, my wife works three streets away, so I could claim to be on my way to see her, and that stone must have flown up when I drove over it, officer....

Now this is an office full of people couching.

Whatever. His tongue is still far too large for his mouth.

"I'm so competitive I eat my rivals for dinner, and spit them out afterwards. I'd eat them for breakfast, but breakfast is for losers."

I'm only being a pedant because you want to be a journalist, but that needs a good sub. There are loads of tiny grammar and punctuation errors. :bla::bla:

4 Weddings and a Funeral, when Andie "Because you're worth it" Macdowell turns up wet at Hugh Grant's door. He points out that she's getting soaked from the rain, and she replies something like: "It it raining? I hadn't noticed." :rant::angry::eek::wozza::O:annoyed::rolleyes:

Look after them! Bees are disappearing rapidly. The UK loses 30% of its bee colonies every year. The US has lost 70% of its in the past two years alone. Because of their vital role in the food chain, if bees were to become extinct, it's been estimated the human race would start to run out of...