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Whoever came up with 'stadiummk' should be SHOT.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/mar/15/online-feedback-public-sector

From a quick look around bbc.com, I see Bates has busy elsewhere today, in fact: ------------------- A man jailed for murdering a woman in 1979 has had his conviction quashed at the Court of Appeal after spending 27 years in prison. Sean Hodgson was jailed for killing Teresa De Simone, 22...

:thumbsup: It's spreading!

But hooray Arsenal are through - the FA Cup has come down to a thrilling and unexpected toss-up between them, Man Utd and Chelsea. Who'd've thought it? Can't wait!! :yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn:

PAV SLAMS DUMB BRITS "Beeb boring" shock

It was like they'd thought up a few funny scenarios, but then had no idea what to do with any of them. 2.5 out of 10.

Good to see Matt Prior right up the batting averages. Only Bopara had a 'better' average, but as that was from one N.O. innings it hardly counts. http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/table/2009/mar/11/cricket-england-batting-averages-west-indies

How do you get into Old Trafford for nowt, and get your prawn sandwich/glass of mediocre chardonnay for free too?

21st is the average finishing place of Uncle Speilberg's Cheltenham tips

1) Newcastle (a, 1-0), Man City (h, 4-0), Liverpool (a, 2-1), Norwich (h, 1-0), Sheff Wed (2-1)

So I am. Still, accuracy never stopped me from getting in a cheap gag!

Accountancy... Bexhill-on-Sea... that'll be wills, wills and more wills then.

That's in off bad puns, Ed. (Lost on anyone who doesn't read Private Eye).

I'd go in off her cushion.

Ah bugger, beaten to it!

What's the problem? I just checked the whereabouts of Hungaria on Wikipedia, and it clearly exists. Chuff of a long way to go for your staff, but it takes all sorts: Hungaria is a relatively small inner Main belt asteroid. It is classified as an E-type (high-albedo) asteroid. It is the...

… until they've paid everyone they owe in full. This whole "Oops we owe several million to loads of people, never mind, let's give them all jack shit, shuffle around a few offshore holding companies and act as if it never happened. And gosh look now we're suddenly in profit again, hurrah."...

That was a great day. Seem to recall both our goals came early doors, and from then on it was a party with plenty of "You might as well go home" chants at the Plymouth. Clapped so hard at the end (when the team came on with a banner to celebrate going up) my arms hurt. Then onto a night out in...

For what it meant, it would have to be Hereford in 1997.