Jasmin Ouschan

[The Grockle]

Whilst watching the pool on sky the other night I came across (almost literally) this little Austrian beauty. Not only is she nice to look out she’s also a excellent pool player who is playing with the men.

Just thought I’d share some picturinos……

 

[Austrian Gull]

Good-looking Austrian female? I'm interested!

That's right on cue, I'd like to play a quick frame with her etc., etc.

 

[The Grockle]

Good-looking Austrian female? I'm interested!

That's right on cue, I'd like to play a quick frame with her etc., etc.

CUE pool related jokes.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

I'm sure we'd all like to sink our BALLS in her POCKET

 

[sam86]

You are all FOUL. BREAK it up.

Sorry.

 

[bhafc99]

I'd go in off her cushion.

 

[seagull_special]

aim for the pink but settle for the brown

 

[severnside gull]

"playing with the men" eh?

bet that made for good tv

 

[driller]

she can chalk my tip

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

aim for the pink but settle for the brown

She plays pool, not snooker. Sake.

 

[bhafc99]

That's in off bad puns, Ed.

(Lost on anyone who doesn't read Private Eye).

 

[Austrian Gull]

I won't be needing a rest if I play with her.

(snooker/pool - you can't let that get in the way of a bad pun)

 

[Clive Walker's slaphead]

Any pics of her bending over the table

 

[matt]

She looks like a big midget

 

[severnside gull]

She looks like a big midget

does that work?
or is a big midget sort of er normal?