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Nah. Though the only poster under 20 whose posts are any good is BAG.

Guy Butters - LEGEND. One of the all time best NSC moments, that. :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Why does it start with a subordinate clause? That's the worst thing about it :D

He's only reporting one day's evidence given to a public inquiry. It's like writing a report saying SHIPMAN TELLS COURT: I DIDN'T KILL PATIENTS based on one day sitting in Preston crown court and listening to Harold Shipman's evidence. The report's fine, even though what Lewes DC say is bollocks!

I think the real issue here is how quickly they managed to book a church. Two of my friends are getting married in july, and they had to book the church last AUGUST. And that's only their local parish church in Hull. Why is there one rule for royalty and another for... oh, sorry.

More from the BBC, in case anyone cares: "The ceremony will take place at Windsor Castle and Mrs Parker Bowles will take the title HRH the Duchess of Cornwall. When the Prince of Wales becomes King, Camilla will not be known as Queen Camilla but as the Princess Consort, Clarence House added."

Best NSC rumour EVA :D :D :D :D :D

They'd have to use their "citizen" names then... "Do you, Charles Philip Arthur George Schleswig-Holstein von Baderburg-Glueckburg, take this woman..."

You won't find any there. The inquiry's taking place at BRIGHTON town hall.

I think the secret here is for would-be parents to stop shagging in October/November and postpone it to the Christmas period.

Unless he's also the deputy prime minister, he's talking bollocks Dover.

Seriously, what's wrong with spending a short while celebrating a British person doing something very very difficult with great success? I'm a bit perplexed at people complaining that the media is covering a good news story for once. As far as I know (and I don't know much) Ellen is a fairly...

Give the woman a break. She's already lived through most people's idea of a total nightmare by spending 72 days in B&Q.

You are my new board hero, Lush.:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

This is my book/ And this is how it reads/ Mother played by Peter Beardsley/ Father by John Cleese *embarrassment at knowing Beautiful South lyrics*

Bob Marley, Rick Astley, Ronald Reagan, and Shivnarine Chanderpaul.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? If that's true, I'll complain to the police. It must not be allowed. I know the bloke from the MD posts on here sometimes...

And "Nathan Jones" of course

"Bob Wilson: Anchorman" by HMHB

Is it a pic of the original site of "A Cooper - Haircuts 100p?"