Should I post a private PM?

[Easy 10]

Classic.

Lush - its not big, and its not clever. But it IS hilarious.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oh well done TIPPLE.

Nobody TICKS OFF the first lady of North Stand Polls without swift and severe retribution.

You card is marked.

 

[Marc]

I will post it...

I was asked if I got rat-arsed and my reply was....

"Does falling up the steps on the way to the toilet (and being helped up by McGhee), puking at least a bottle of red wine into the toilet, passing out in the cubicle, waking up on the floor of an upstairs room surrounded by stacked chairs and being collected by my other half at 7pm count?"

Obviously I'd hoped Biscuit was grown-up enough not to go running off to the main board....

I'm not proud of myself, although most people seem to think it was "good work."

Forever My Hero

 

[Biscuit]

(I wasn't going to post it Lush, I just wanted you to break your silence)

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I'd say that was Good Solid Work, Lush. A great effort.

 

[JJ McClure]

Obviously I'd hoped Biscuit was grown-up enough not to go running off to the main board....

Asking for trouble

 

[Man of Harveys]

What a woman. Didn't think my estimation of the Lushmeister could go much higher but there we are, wrong again.

Did McGhee get twat-headed too?

 

[Lush]

Did McGhee get twat-headed too?

He could have been singing "Flowers of Scotland" in his underpants for all I would have noticed...

 

[Easy 10]

"Does falling up the steps on the way to the toilet (and being helped up by McGhee), puking at least a bottle of red wine into the toilet, passing out in the cubicle, waking up on the floor of an upstairs room surrounded by stacked chairs and being collected by my other half at 7pm count?"

McGhee: "Well what the f*** am I supposed to do with her now ?"
Booker: "I dunno boss, I said to leave it but you helped her up, she's your problem"
Lush: "bbbllluuuurrgh"
McGhee: "Thanks. Thanks a lot. Ahh shit, she's puking again. Get someone. GET SOMEONE".
Perry: "Whats all the noise ? I've got sponsors next d... oh christ."
McGhee: "Martin can you just get her legs ?"
Perry: "Come on then. We'll leave her upstairs in the empty suite. Bob - get her f***ing husband here NOW".
Lush: "Whhheeeeeeee...mmmff...gulp...BLUUURRGGH".
Perry: "Thats it. North Stand Chat is BANNED from hospitality, I don't care WHO they f***ing sponsor".

 

[Lush]

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

You are my new board hero, Lush.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I will post it...

I was asked if I got rat-arsed and my reply was....

"Does falling up the steps on the way to the toilet (and being helped up by McGhee), puking at least a bottle of red wine into the toilet, passing out in the cubicle, waking up on the floor of an upstairs room surrounded by stacked chairs and being collected by my other half at 7pm count?"

Obviously I'd hoped Biscuit was grown-up enough not to go running off to the main board....

I'm not proud of myself, although most people seem to think it was "good work."

Good work Lush! NSC is proud on your behalf

 

[tinx]

Big up to Lush what a legend.

 

[Lush]

Thanks guys

*sniff*

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Top tottering Lush - I am in awe of your consistency!

 

[Blackadder]

"Does falling up the steps on the way to the toilet (and being helped up by McGhee), puking at least a bottle of red wine into the toilet, passing out in the cubicle, waking up on the floor of an upstairs room surrounded by stacked chairs and being collected by my other half at 7pm count?"

Now THAT should have been the photo in the Programme on Saturday!

 

[Race]

doesnt it feel good to have that off your chest? lol its been a long time coming

 

[Marshy]

A picture would have made an excellent caption competition !

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

The reputation of NSC is enhanced.

Well done Lush.

 

[Biscuit]

doesnt it feel good to have that off your chest? lol its been a long time coming

She should thank me really...

(deciedes not to push it)