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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    An extract from the Shields Gazette

    I listened to Radio Newcastle this morning, which kept referring to us as "Struggling Brighton" which I thought was a bit rich...
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    Is it snowing anywhere yet?

    Tyneside is under two inches
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    DC winding up the Gooners already

    1-1. Normally I'd want Sheff to win but I've got a tenner on Arsenal!
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    Happy Birthday Seagullgirl

    You have never posted on NSC but say your best Albion experience was "Seeing Will Packham's willy". Marvellous scenes. Possibly.
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    The Mrs outrageously suggest I go on another site.........

    I live near the factory that makes the majority of M&S's own-brand ready meals. It looks FILTHY, it SMELLS really badly, and it's staffed almost entirely by Portugese immigrants who are paid BUGGER ALL. I wouldn't eat an M&S ready meal if a naked Kate Winslet was the PLATE*. *Actually...
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    Free bet with NSC

    Yes, it has just allowed me to "withdraw" my free £20 as well... as a "refund to registered card". So assuming Arsenal win, I am £22.22 better off and NSC earns a tenner! I suggest you ALL get some of this now!
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    Blimey! Pot Noodles Among 359 Foods Withdrawn In Cancer Scare!

    When do you think fags will be withdrawn in a cancer scare?
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    Free bet with NSC

    I've done it. I'm struggling to understand the economics of paying NSC a tenner for everyone who signs up (which means if everyone backs Arsenal and they win, Sporting Odds lose £12.22 x many), but never mind! Looking forward to my free score, which I will whack on my usual accumulator of...
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    'Dotted' threads

    Why do I only get randomly "subscribed" to some of the threads I post on, Bozza? I used to get emails every time each one was updated.
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    Absolute proof Beckham is a liability

    "Who the f***ing hell are you?" Ace!
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    Withdean planning application

    Done. Come on, everyone. It takes 20 seconds.
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    NSP Rollcall

    :wave:
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    Who's shagging the chairman's daughter?

    No, I don't know the answer. If I did know it I would have told you all.
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    Who's shagging the chairman's daughter?

    From today's Popbitch: Which Coca-Cola championship football team is trying to hush-up why so many players have left in the last year for "personal reasons" or being "unable to settle"? The chairman's daughter had been shagging half the team... and one day daddy found...
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    Falmer Public Enquiry

    I went to the first bit of the inquiry. I hope to get to some more when I'm on leave in a couple of weeks. A typical part of my job might involve going to public inquiries etc so the raised eyebrows I got at work when my colleagues asked "What are you going to do down in Brighton, The Clown of...
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    Who went to University ?

    Were you too busy with the fanzine, Richie?
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    British Sea Power

    Krispies always used to go to gigs in Albionwear. I never have. I think they're Kendal Town fans.
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    British Sea Power

    Saw 'em in Grasmere Village Hall at the weekend. They really are the best band in the world.

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