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Let's hope so. I think you mean Hull City AFC, by the way. Hull FC play rugby league.

I've seen her in the flesh. She's slightly less attractive without the lashings of makeup required for TV. And she's got a huge arse.

A few months ago I went to whinge to our office administrator about the lack of Monday milk (which we're supposed to get delivered). She told me: "There won't be any deliveries for a while because the milkman's in prison". Brilliant stuff.

I'd call in the union. Every f'kin Monday I go into work and find there's no milk. It's a right pain in the arse.

If he was shitting in the woods in order to create litter to clean up so he could get priority for the FA Cup fourth round, then it's a disgrace, and I'm going to write to Martin Perry.

I hope when Tom Hark arrives, it won't be scratched.

Can you spare twenty pence?

Vanilla essence

Mornington Crescent.

Again.

Oh right. Yes. Ahem. Whoops. We all type things wrong though, guv :shootself

Why might it be poor journalism? It's probably a paraphrase of what Mark McGhee said to a BBC journalist.

This is Brooks Mileson. Story from http://www.bbc.co.uk/cumbria/content/articles/2004/update/cufc_latest_news.shtml "Brooks Mileson has agreed to give the Carlisle United trust the £600,000 needed to buy a 40% stake in the club within the next few weeks. Owner Fred Story has said that...

Sven

We're going to get cocked to crikey next weekend, might as well face up to it. Not going to stop me having a superb day out though :drink:

Hinsh had a corker today. I've always thought he was top drawer.

If there's no Falmer decision by the end of the season, perhaps John Prescott should take over compulsorily as manager, like he has the power to do in cases where local councils are failing?

Norman and his chums were somewhat sartorially challenged during the early days of the Housemartins. Happy new year everyone. I'm off to the pub. Might see you at QPR tomorrow.

I've spoken to Richard Madeley on the phone. He's alright. I'd go as far as saying he was "quite friendly". Mid you I didn't mention the fact that he's a SHOPLIFTER.

I don't live in Lewes, so I feel a bit impotent (though very angry). I think it's time for Charles Kennedy and Lib Dem HQ to get ANOTHER letter....