Which celeb do you already know IS a git?

[Lady Whistledown]

In answer to the other thread, here's an Actual Gits thread.

I'll start.

Paul Daniels

Jim Davidson ("if they don't stop letting foreigners in, I'll leave the country")

Richard Madeley

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Natasha Kaplinsky
Bruce Forsyth
Viv Richards (Refused to sign an autograph as it was his "day off")
Vanessa Feltz

This could be a long list!

 

[sullyupthewing]

Brian Ferry, not sure if that is the way he name is spelt but he is.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Another vote for Vanessa Feltz.

And can I still call Anthea Turner a celebrity?

 

[Gullet]

Vanessa Feltz confirmed..........carved up my brother-in-law on Brighton seafront about 2 months ago nearly causing a nasty accident. When he pulled upsides her to have a go she stuck her nose up in the air and wound her electric window up ignoring him. Her daughter was also in the car and seemed as much the same as her mum.

 

[Ernest]

Dick Tight

 

[Withnail]

Vanessa Feltz refused to sign in at the gym at The Grand using the line "Don't you know who I am?". Also Chris Eubank repeatedly beeped his horn at my father to get out of the way. He was slowly driving a fully laden hearse at the time. To be fair he did apologise afterwards though.

 

[Gullet]

Vanessa Feltz refused to sign in at the gym at The Grand using the line "Don't you know who I am?". Also Chris Eubank repeatedly beeped his horn at my father to get out of the way. He was slowly driving a fully laden hearse at the time. To be fair he did apologise afterwards though.

Whenever Eubanks was training along Brighton seafront and you beeped he would always wave. Also once my mate took a poster of Eubanks to his house to get it signed. Some bloke came and got it from him at the front gates and said he would take it inside and get him to sign it. To my mates suprise Eubanks himself emerged and signed the picture at the front gates and then shook my mates' hand.
I think on the whole he's ok.

 

[smudge]

My mate Jane used to work for BA at Gatwick in the VIP lounge.
The 2 worst celebs she met were Simon le Bon, (no suprise) & George Michael (quite suprised.)

As for Eubank, fellow NSCer Stubbsy went to see his old Mum up at Sussex County hospital & she said Chris Eubank had been in & chatted to her for about 10 mins.
Apparently he's a regular visitor up at the hospital. Well done Chris.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I've spoken to Richard Madeley on the phone. He's alright. I'd go as far as saying he was "quite friendly". Mid you I didn't mention the fact that he's a SHOPLIFTER.

 

[Brightonfan1983]

Vanessa Feltz refused to sign in at the gym at The Grand using the line "Don't you know who I am?". Also Chris Eubank repeatedly beeped his horn at my father to get out of the way. He was slowly driving a fully laden hearse at the time. To be fair he did apologise afterwards though.

Chris is great !!

 

[Brightonfan1983]

My mate Jane used to work for BA at Gatwick in the VIP lounge.
The 2 worst celebs she met were Simon le Bon, (no suprise) & George Michael (quite suprised.)

A friend of mine bumped into George Michael in a BBC dressing room full of pot smoke, he was stoned out of his mind... I'm not a snob, but at work??

 

[northstandnorth]

dave gilmour(pink floyds second best song writer) refused my daughters an autograph in tesco's broadbridge heath.asked her WHY she would want it

 

[El Presidente]

Greg Chappell, former Australian cricket captain, refused to sign an autograph for me when I was outside the Aussie hotel against Sussex about 25 years ago with the immortal line "You've got no chance of getting my autograph son so you might as well go home and play with yourself"

That was certainly a day of self discovery and I personally blame Chappell for my huge pornography collection

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Rowan Atkinson is a seriously miserable git. Makes Blackadder look like Biffo the Clown on a scale of miserable gittishness.

 

[Ernest]

Greg Chappell, former Australian cricket captain, refused to sign an autograph for me when I was outside the Aussie hotel against Sussex about 25 years ago with the immortal line "You've got no chance of getting my autograph son so you might as well go home and play with yourself"

That was certainly a day of self discovery and I personally blame Chappell for my huge pornography collection

I was similarly traumatised when Geoff Boycott told me to f*** off

 

[bhaexpress]

I was similarly traumatised when Geoff Boycott told me to f*** off

Really ? Isn't that the response you get from just about everybody ?

 

[Bwian]

Norman Wisdom...ask anybody who had the misfortune of working for him on the 'Grey Goose' in Shoreham Harbour. By all accounts an utterly intolerable git.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Carrying on from Gullet and smudge's tales of Chris Eubank, I have been aware of the generosity of this lovable man on three occasions.

Due to The Data Protection Act I am not at liberty to divulge one anonymous act of kindness he indulged in almost ten years ago. I can say that the recipient was surprised and so grateful to the man, but to this day he has no idea who his benefactor was as that is the way Chris wanted it.

On another occasion I was eating in a restaurant when Chris came in with his trainer. There was a table with a large celebrating family sat at it. Somebody from the family asked the proprietor if he could get Chris to sign a menu. Not only did Chris sign several menus for them but he also spent twenty minutes speaking to the mesmorized youngsters of the party.

This month a friend's wife called him at work. The exhaust system of her car had fallen off in Kings Road, Brighton during the morning rush hour. She advised that she was causing a huge traffic jam and she was tearful and helpless. My friend told her he would leave immediately but had a twenty mile journey to reach her.

He left the building and got into his car. He received another call from his wife and she told him that a man had stopped to assist her. He was going to get her car to a garage to get the exhaust fixed and he would drop her off at her work.

Naturally my friend wanted to speak to this stranger, and over the phone the man repeated his intentions to my friend. Thinking that he recognised the voice my friend asked to whom he was speaking. The guy replied, "Chris."
"Are you Chris Eubank?"
"Yes".
Chris then went on to assure my friend that he would take care of his wife.

He dropped off the wife at her place of work and gave her the telephone number of the garage to where he was arranging for the car to be taken. When my wife's friend phoned the garage later in the day they had completed the work and it was ready for collection. When she arrived at the garage Chris had paid for the work and didn't leave an address or a telephone number where he could be contacted.

That is the generosity of the man Chris Eubank.

 

[Guest]

Vic Reeves.

When he was in Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen he asked for two fried eggs. What a tosser, he obviously wanted to steal the limelight from someone with a genuine talent by behaving like a complete arse. He was a twat in Australia as well. (Not that I watched that very much as he was among a lot of other twats as well.)