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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Election - let's get real

    The number of spoils is annouced by returning officers at individual counts, I think. However, the winning candidate and his/her supporters are usualy celebrating so loudly nobody hears them. And the media rarely includes them as it takes up time/space. Here's an interesting thing... I think...
  2. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Pennant Jailed

    My girlfriend's sister was the CPS solicitor at Aylesbury mags who put forward the evidence against Pennant. And she's a Spurs fan :D :D :D :D
  3. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    I'm on a Nelson

    My post count is a good enough excuse for THIS, doncha think?
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    Bruce Talbot Thankyou Very Much.

    Everyone seems to forget that we must be the most casually-supported club in England. There are days, weeks, and months (someties even seasons) when lots of our fans can't be bothered. They haven't stopped supporting us, they've just got something better to do for a bit. Combined with the...
  5. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    brighton centre info

    No. No it isn't. Because it's at a Michael Bolton concert.
  6. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Day 14 - Fri 25th Feb - You're Going Home In A Sheepcote Ambulance / THE HUSTLER

    I'd just like to point out that my report would have been as long as Easy's if I'd a) turned up on time; and b) bothered taking any notes. Well done fella.
  7. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Who should be the next Pope ?

    Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor. We need a Brighton-supporting Pope, really. And perhaps he'd put in an appearance at Lewes bonfire one year (an ACTUAL appearance I mean).
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    Day 14 - Fri 25th Feb - You're Going Home In A Sheepcote Ambulance / THE HUSTLER

    Re: Re: Inquiry day 14 (FRIDAY): You're Going Home In A Sheepcote Ambulance She did say she'd worked out the walking times from Brighton, London Road, and Moulsecoomb stations. For reasons best known to herself she chose to quote figures for Moulsecoomb.
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    Day 14 - Fri 25th Feb - You're Going Home In A Sheepcote Ambulance / THE HUSTLER

    Inquiry day 14 (FRIDAY): You're Going Home In A Sheepcote Ambulance Today's evidence at Brighton town hall came from the Friends of Sheepcote Valley. LIke us, they don't want a stadium built there, and they gave us plenty of reasons why. I arrived a bit late, but I gather they started with a...
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    Day 13 - Thu 24th Feb - CHILL FACTOR

    Sorry mods please delete... @@@@@@@ dialup connection...
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    Day 13 - Thu 24th Feb - CHILL FACTOR

    Whoops... triplepost tastic. Sorry.
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    Day 13 - Thu 24th Feb - CHILL FACTOR

    I find the city council's barrister far more attractive in the Yummy Mummy stakes than Hazel McKay. She has a fabulously plummy voice that could (and probably has) cut glass... and the Inspector sometimes looks as if he's a bit scared of her. I'm just setting off for more cross-examination of...
  13. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Met on a train

    I spent much of the fourth and fifth year at school trying to get into his daughter's pants. She was having none of it, sadly.
  14. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Day 11 - Tue 22nd Feb – NOISE AND AIR

    Right, I'm going to go on Friday morning as well now. See you there. I suspect it'll be a bit of a shock for MAX as he hasn't seen me since he had to dive from behind the stumps to catch my erratic leg-breaks, aged about 16.
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    Pedometer - anyone got one?

    A pedometer - that's a device which counts your split infinitives, or the number of times you say "less" instead of "fewer", isn't it?
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    BHA Official ties...

    Jon Snow has been seen wearing an official silk tie while presenting C4 news. Marvellous scenes.
  17. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    how did you decide on the name of your pet?

    See what you did there. Like it.
  18. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    'Sussex' mentioned on The Simpsons?

    I was going to say there's no way there can be a Blennerhasset (small hamlet in West Cumbria) in the US - but there's a Blennerhasset Mansion in West Virginia. I'm giving up now.
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    Crawley - do we like them?

    We'd be livid if, say, Charlton took that attitude about us. I'm not really bothered whether Crawley get into the league or not... but I definitely don't want them to be a feeder club, or for Brighton to become scumsucking parasites...
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    Embarressing names parents give their children...

    This thread is probably worth a mention of the Brighton architect and former councillor Nimrod Ping.

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