Daisy Sampson

[GUNTER]

Has anyone else noticed how attractive the BBC's political commentator Daisy Sampson is? She is stunning. Such an attractive lady in such a grey-suited world.

Oh Daisy for thee I lust,
take off your top and show us thy bust!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I've seen her in the flesh. She's slightly less attractive without the lashings of makeup required for TV. And she's got a huge arse.

 

[captainmorganrum]

And she's got a huge arse.

Yep, saw her doing a talkie-piece on the Green outside the Commons, couldn't believe the size of her rear end.

Still, I probably would

 

[GUNTER]

She is very good looking.

 

[Man of Harveys]

The others are right, she's HUGE

 

[captainmorganrum]

Feck me - is that lifesize?

Can we see the rest?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Gunter

You really need to

a) get out more

b) get a girlfriend

c) get an inflatable sheep

 

[GUNTER]

Gunter

You really need to

c) get an inflatable sheep

I like THAT suggestion.

However, I can't imagine it would have the come-to-bed eyes of Ms Sampson