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Oof. :D

Tonight, just after 11.

Eddie - Ivor Caplin isn't calling your letter a fabrication. He's calling Charles Hendry's claims a fabrication. Which they are.

Thatcher flogged them all off, innit?

The problem with the south-east is every bugger's going there. The net population of the north-east is FALLING (swathes of houses in the west end of Newcastle are being KNOCKED DOWN). The net populations of Scotland and Northern Ireland and FALLING. Lots of people want to move south. This...

You know if we keep this going another, err, 9 days, it WILL be Groundhog Day.

I'm actually Emeke Ifejiagwa.

Can I vote for The Whole Of The Newcastle United First Team? I just hate them. All.

...your majority is wafter thin. ...you made a lot of enemies among your electorate by vocally supporting an unpopular government decision to go to war illegally. ...you made some great contacts while a defence minister, some of whom have promised you lucrative consultancy work. Wouldn't you...

PENNANT FLAGGED DOWN BY POLICE And with that shit pun, I'm going to bed.

On Newsnight tonight, the people who know about refugees proved it totally impractical to "shut up shop" and not let anyone in, and even the people who say "Closed for business" were made to realise that our economy can't survive WITHOUT immigration. The Tories, meanwhile, couldn't find their...

Jesus Horton. This is not an Act of Parliament we're talking about. You claim to know about this stuff.

Prof Gunther von Hagens Herr Flick of the Gestapo

There's a space in that shelter on the seafront now.

I went to see I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue recorded in Blackpool. Best joke of the night: "Samantha's just doing some audience research so she's nipped up the coast to Fleetwood. There's a nautical college there and she's very impressed with the size of their ratings".

LATE BREAKING UPDATE The Revenue has decided it owes me£803.62! :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink...

It's now filmed in Liverpool. A national disgrace, and I think questions should be asked in the House.

A port on the Kent coast in south-east England.

Gnaaagh! Cavers, it's being made on planning, not political, grounds. Major ministerial announcements are never made for a month before an election. it's convention. It's not down to politicians how long it takes, it's down to civil servants. See the other thread about tax returns for an...

Not really news, but well done the Argus for pointing Charles Hendry out to be the weaselling little twerp that he is.