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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Tax Self Assessment: Bunch of Arse

    Well, I've just been round my old house on the offchance that they've been keeping my mail. Lo and behold, in the kitchen drawer, was a letter containing my password for the Inland Revenue Website. Deep, deep joy. I've just remembered the eight pounds in interest on a savings account and fifty...
  2. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Best NSC members?

    Best account of his love life on NSC: Digweed's Trousers
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    for those with tickets for twickenham 2nd July -U2

    How does that work, then Lush? I've always fancied a day out at Wimbers.
  4. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Arsenal star on drink driving charge

    That's what's known in football terms as "the hat trick" - drink driving - while banned - AND without insurance. Allegedly, of course.
  5. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Tax Self Assessment: Bunch of Arse

    I don't need an accountant. I'm salaried and pay-as-I-earn now. I only have to fill in about three boxes and I can copy all the details off my last P60. But I've moved house a lot, and the last buggers haven't forwarded my mail which probably includes my new inland revenue online password. :angry:
  6. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Tax Self Assessment: Bunch of Arse

    I think it's 100 quid or a certain percentage of your tax liability, whichever is greater, gazwag. Adam Hart "Tax doesn't have to be taxing" Davis? He can f*** right off.
  7. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Tax Self Assessment: Bunch of Arse

    I agree El Pres. It's even worse if you've moved at all in the last millennium and had jobs with employers connected to different tax offices. I've moved house about 3 times since registering as self-employed, and then unregistering because I went full time. I'm sure different bits of the...
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    Race night last night

    Was GLOVER there? Or didn't he dare?
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    who has a yellow band ?

    Can we get a wristband to show we support Leon Knight?
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    Is Bob Willis racist?

    I don't think that's true. The reason they stopped commentating together was that Johnners DIED after that season...
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    Leon and the Black Armband [Merged threads]

    No. And neither should we post about him crashing his Mini at Seven Dials, either :D
  12. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    NO POLICE TODAY AT WIGAN v WATFORD

    Odd that, cos Wigan's in GMP's area and Blackburn is in Lancashire's area. Ho hum.
  13. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Your favourite "embarassing" record

    Nathan Jones by Bananarama "Michel" by the Beatles
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    Carlisle United: the unluckiest club in football?

    I think he suggested it once. But never got very far, the fat greedy bastard.
  15. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Carlisle United: the unluckiest club in football?

    Only for a season, mind. But yes, you're right.
  16. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Your favourite "embarassing" record

    John Kettley is from Keighley. I didn't know he was a City fan. I only know he's from Keighley because, oddly enough, he went to university with my ex-girlfriend's dad.
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    Your favourite "embarassing" record

    What is on the 12" that isn't on the 7" then? I've got TBITOBB on the A side and The Goldstone Rap by the Mystery Boys on the B side.
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    Your favourite "embarassing" record

    Well done. You win some gammon.

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