Best NSC members?

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I read the sun and hate people who read the left wing papers.

Richie, you now how to invite the abuse don't you!

 

[looney]

The sun is a pictorial dunce, the only thing readable on you is the dick dents in your colon which you make available to blind men as brail-porn and various endangered riverbank species that have had there IQ's jacked up by Monsanto and can now thrash lefties in debates on any topic.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Sorry can anyone hear some faint provinicial moaning, almost sounds Scottish, but it might be Geordie....

 

[Brighton Breezy]

As I said I was being a bit hasty.

I did not mean all people who read them, more the sort of person who Looney seems to think I am.

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

What about me for fucks sake?

POSTER WHO REFUSES TO FACE THE FACT THAT SCOTLAND ARE A COMPLETE BAG OF TITS AWARD - Digweeds Trousers

PERSON WHO POSTED THE THREAD THAT HAS MADE ME LAUGH THE MOST THIS YEAR - Digweeds Trousers (Lyrics and Song titles that are palpably untrue)

BEST ANTI-GEEK INSULTS - Digweeds Trousers (Numerous insults towards MYOB)

Ya happy now?

 

[Cian]

Sorry can anyone hear some faint provinicial moaning, almost sounds Scottish, but it might be Geordie....

 

[Everest]

BEST "What about me for fucks sake?" POSTER : Digweeds Trousers

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Best account of his love life on NSC: Digweed's Trousers

 

[Trufflehound]

Best use of trousers in a username: Erm, ro's pants

 

[Lush]

BEST post after an office party: Digweeds Trousers

 

[Cian]

BEST ANTI-GEEK INSULTS - Digweeds Trousers (Numerous insults towards MYOB)

No way were they the best. I think Bozza's subtle snide ones were waaaay better.

 

[Trufflehound]

No way were they the best. I think Bozza's subtle snide ones were waaaay better.

Yes, but you're not old enough to vote...

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Best post DURING an office party: Digweeds Trousers

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

God I feel special now.


MYOB - I should say at this point that you are a very good poster yourself.



But you're not. You are a snotty-nosed, hanky-using clegnut of a gobshite who hates the world and all forms of authority, as you probably hate authority for allowing you to be rogered with vigour and aggression by the sixth form boys for pointing out that there binkety-gibbet wasn't compatible with a flexor-robo larakin.

 

[lost in london]

This is by far the worst thread you have ever started Richie. And you have started some really quite atrocious threads.

Please please don't stop. I love laughing at you.

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

Best chant in a post - Digweeds Trousers (For Bra's, panties, quim and arse)

 

[Cian]

But you're not. You are a snotty-nosed, hanky-using clegnut of a gobshite who hates the world and all forms of authority, as you probably hate authority for allowing you to be rogered with vigour and aggression by the sixth form boys for pointing out that there binkety-gibbet wasn't compatible with a flexor-robo larakin.

Do you write insults for a 16th century playwright or something?

Firstly, despite never having heard of the term clegnut, I can't go into that.... snotty nosed, no. If I have a cold it usually seems to go into the form normally taken on by 100-a-day smokers, not the form where your chin gets covered in a constant stream of mucus.

As goes rogering, I went to a state owned school. Where that kind of thing usually only happens with the PE teachers, and even then only with pupils they especially like.... I was also the tallest person in the school, I think I could have resisted any forms of attack.

As goes resenting authority. I resent one 'authority', or more accurately a body which attempts to foist themselves upon the populous as an authority. The Catholic Church. I resent what they did to this country, I resent the constant expectation that kids born in this country will be automatically baptisied, I hate the way that even in the leaving cert (A level) course, religion is compulsary and is catholism, and nothing more.

Hence I resent anyone who acts as if they are a member of the governing bodies of the Catholic Church. And you, as a member of a shadowy Catholic society, fit that bill perfectly.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I never got my drink for my award two years ago. I wonder where that was stored.
Best Newcomer indeed. Pah.

 

[Biscuit]

Cheers Richie!

My favourite overall poster is Yorkie! She somewho manages to take everything in her stride! She doesn't let unwarrented abuse bother her, and she *always* adds something worthwhile to a thread!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Best garment to keep Perry Digweed's legs warm: Digweeds Trousers