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Who's the biggest COCKER in the Premiership?
1)El Hadj Diouf
Notorious twat who enjoys spitting in peoples faces. Olympic gold standard at diving and an expert at pretending to be injured. In terms of acting talent, Diouf is an Oscar winner whilst Leon is an extra on Eastenders.
2)Robbie Savage
Welsh twat with stupid ponytail. Has become a multi-millionaire out of a career of total mediocraty. Moved to Blackburn to be closer to his family despite the fact that Birmingham is closer to Wrexham. Tries to act like a hardman but enjoys feigning injury and diving, normally runs off when faced by a real headcase. Has a tendency to cry when the pressure's on. Welsh.
3)Craig Bellamy
Welsh twat with small stupid ponytail. Gobby bastard who likes to talk himself up and considers himself to be better than every other player on his team. Enjoys getting into scraps outside nightclubs, particuarly enjoys hitting female students. Refused to play on the right hand side of midfield because he likes playing up front. Paid an obscene amount of money and likes to taunt opponents over this. Welsh.
Anymore for anymore?
1)El Hadj Diouf
Notorious twat who enjoys spitting in peoples faces. Olympic gold standard at diving and an expert at pretending to be injured. In terms of acting talent, Diouf is an Oscar winner whilst Leon is an extra on Eastenders.
2)Robbie Savage
Welsh twat with stupid ponytail. Has become a multi-millionaire out of a career of total mediocraty. Moved to Blackburn to be closer to his family despite the fact that Birmingham is closer to Wrexham. Tries to act like a hardman but enjoys feigning injury and diving, normally runs off when faced by a real headcase. Has a tendency to cry when the pressure's on. Welsh.
3)Craig Bellamy
Welsh twat with small stupid ponytail. Gobby bastard who likes to talk himself up and considers himself to be better than every other player on his team. Enjoys getting into scraps outside nightclubs, particuarly enjoys hitting female students. Refused to play on the right hand side of midfield because he likes playing up front. Paid an obscene amount of money and likes to taunt opponents over this. Welsh.
Anymore for anymore?
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