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Because he held the phone the wrong way up when he recorded the video :lolol:

Involving 3 pubs. Wow, that does sound SMART :lolol:. You'll be LEGLESS after a pint of Harveys in each of those.

They allow you time and access to NSC though? Sounds like a good company to work for.....

They've been married for 20 years. I think the opportunity to impress has long since passed..... :lolol:

Thats a dolphin not a porpoise :)

Does that mean 7?

The only thing I ever find offensive about these jokes is how poor the humour is. It's not that it's sick it's just not funny. It's the kind of humour that would entertain a bunch of school kids. They're always the same jokes just slightly modified (as someone said above it's basically the same...

Ooooh. Got 9. f***ed up on the first voice of Maggie Simpson.

That has got to be the most elaborate excuse for being shit that I've ever heard :lolol:

Every country has its weirdos and nutjobs. Unfortunately in America they give them free access to automatic firearms. Until they resolve the latter this is destined to happen again and again and again and...........

I have a couple of questions for the farmers of NSC. 1) I'm growing tomatoes and chilli peppers in my garden. Do the bear fruit year after year or do I have to start again from seed each year? 2) If I want to grow more plants from seed is it as simple as removing the seeds from a couple of the...

To be a REAL pub it must be family UN-friendly. Absolutely no bloody kids running about the place deafening me with their glass-shattering screaming and bumping into me causing me to spill my valuable pint. And no wasting valuable drinking space with stupid adventure playgrounds used to...

Sorry to rain on some people's parade but theres not going to be any crash. The economic conditions are completely different now. Interest rates may be rising but that wasn't the singe factor causing the crash last time. They're still way below what they were then and on top of this demand...

Whing. Fresh blood and a quality player for our level.

Why did you throw them away? You could have eaten and drunk as much as you liked and never put on any weight.

You can never 100% stop people carrying out illegal activities. However, I would bet that our gun 'control' is far more effective at stopping gun related deaths than America's.

Yes it's the people but you can't safely stop the wrong people getting the guns. Taking away the option for people to use guns is a practical solution as they are only used to shoot things. Therefore the only loss would be less things getting shot. Not so with things whose main practical use...

Couldn't you have PM'd this ??? :jester:

You made a prediction and it came TRUE? :eek:

f*** me who rattled your cage? What are you doing on here? Premiership party not keeping you entertained anymore?