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You're being a little harsh on dog shit there I feel.

They'd run out in the staff canteen this morning and I was gutted. I had to have a crappy normal sausage instead. Rubbish. Ruined my whole day. I considered going home with stress.

Love ......... "Dinners Ready" Hate ......... " You useless inept twat. Thats not how you do it"

It'll never catch on.

Shit :down:

But what if the taste of bread makes you cry?

Which treatment? This one... Or this one...

Citizen's Advice Bureau?

I'm indifferent to him personally but his comedy is very good. That Comic Relief sketch was hilarious :)

Re: Re: Re: Re: Toadfish.... His run-in with Sky showed him that he had lost his passion for medicine and whe resigned as GP/A&E doctor/School councillor. He is now just chillin' and enjoyong his music and being a model father to Rachel and Zeke. Not sure what has happened to oodles of...

Nah. GMail's better.

YOUR MISSING HUSBAND IS MENTALLY ILL!!! AND HE'S ONLY BEEN GONE FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS!!! YOU RUTHLESS OLD WITCH.

You think today was bad then you should have seen yesterday. Whilst Toadie was on the operating table the surgeon said "He needs oxygen" despite the fact that he already had oxygen tubes stuck to his face. Then, when Toadie was flat-lining the surgeon gave him about 5 quick zaps with the...

Because watching sterile premiership football by a bunch of players that believe their own hype and that the general public can't relate to has resulted in celery being their only real pleasure at matches?

They don't object to the idea. They just think that there are better oceans that they could be deployed in.

PICTURES :angry:

Stop hanging around the Revenge in a leather thong then.

Coz

I dunno. I reckon that bank can take quite a few people. And the stand must have the capacity to keep at least 12 people dry on a wet winter's day.

Generally I think he's a bit of a knobber but he suits that programme perfectly. He's probably just laying the foundations for an improved contract.