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[Questions]

LONDON Jeremy Clarkson’s future with Top Gear was shrouded in confusion last night as the presenter dropped hints that he might leave the motoring programme.

The blunt-speaking frontman said the BBC show would not return for a new series in the summer. Writing in a national newspaper on Saturday, Clarkson said: “After last week’s Top Gear, the continuity announcer said the show would be back in the summer. “Can I just say, here and now, it won’t be.”

This was contradicted by the BBC, which said there was no doubt that the show would return with its original presenters — Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May.

A spokesman said: “ Top Gear will come back. A summer special is planned and Top Gear will return in the autumn.” Clarkson was not available to comment.

 

[Beach Hut]

The is a Top Gear TOTP on Friday on BBC2 at 22:00 hrs for Comic Relief which might be good.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

That is very bad news.

Clarkson provides great entertainment and is a marvellous presenter.

 

[Rangdo]

Generally I think he's a bit of a knobber but he suits that programme perfectly.

He's probably just laying the foundations for an improved contract.

 

[Questions]

Time for an old Viz chestnut I`m afraid.







On holiday a few years back, I took part in a quiz and managed to reach the
final only to lose out after what I consider to this day, to be a correct
answer. The question asked 'What 'C' would you associate Jeremy Clarkson
with?' to which I confidently replied cuunt. Not only was I told the
answer was incorrect, but I was asked by the holiday rep to leave the
premises immediately! Has anyone else experienced such appalling treatment
whilst holidaying with one's family?