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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Everton fans agree to leave Liverpool

    Yes. Think of the children of Broad Oak. How are they going to get to Kirby?
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    Budget airlines you like.

    Flew Flybe Newcastle to Belfast a few times and it was pretty good really -- just like a "normal" airline. Haven't had a bad experience on Easyjet or Ryanair either. I've never been on it, but I'm a fan of India's Kingfisher air. It's an airline named after beer -- what's not to like?
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    Zamora's ex's kiss-and-tell

    True -- they could be family photos that are just flammed up by the tabloid in question to make him sound more like a footballer than he actually is.
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    NSC neighbours

    Not Easy 10 and his noisy automobile. No siree.
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    Zamora's ex's kiss-and-tell

    Hang on. You've all missed the best bit. Portraits of HIMSELF in his flat??
  6. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Durham / Chester-le-Street

    It's MUCH more than four hundred yards. It's a twenty minute walk. I would stay in Newcastle or Durham, both of which are bloody ace and a short train ride away.
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    LV County Championship - Division One: Surrey v Sussex Day 1

    I don't really understand why it's been called off. I live about 6 miles west of the Oval and it's been DRY but CLOUDY here all day. Maybe it's SOGGY, or maybe SLURREY just want to STOP us getting the POINTS.
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    Away Members scheme - Important ... SAVE £10

    And why do you have to promise to behave yourself at WITHDEAN to be in the AWAY members' scheme?
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    EXPLOSION in Fishersgate this morning...

    Did you not CONSIDER that if there'd been much MORE fuel you'd be BROWN BREAD by now?
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    Sexual assorts on children no longer a crime

    Whatever they do all day, they don't sentence people for crimes. That's the judges.
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    Horny old people

    Great Bob Monkhouse gag: "I still enjoy sex at 75. I live at 74 so it's no distance at all"
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    Who has the biggest FEET on NSC

    Yes. I am size 12 as well.
  13. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    11 Year old shot

    I think Rooney's from the scummy bit of Croxteth. This happened in the slightly newer, Barratt-homey suburb of Croxteth Park.
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    11 Year old shot

    Rumour has it that the kid was the relative of a juror or witness in an ongoing court case and was killed out of revenge. Bloody scary, and totally horrible. Interesting that the police immediately referred to the "killers" and appealed directly to the "criminal community" as well.
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    LV County Championship - Division One: Surrey v Sussex Day 1

    Day 3: Inspection at midday. Grey and drizzly in London. God it's rubbish.
  16. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Numbers that are LEGEND status at this club...

    They introduced squad numbers at some point in the mid-1990s, and then got rid of them again. 1993/4-ish?
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    What is really depressing at the moment

    Yes, we need some SUN for my trip to the OVAL tomorrow. You're right Dave, it is a bloody outrage.
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    U/K Passport Control

    The story is that BAA and other airport owners have asked the Home Office for more immigration officers so there aren't the same number of desks for Brits as foreigners.
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    Camel ride gives woman the fatal hump

    Is it wrong to laugh at this? Yes, yes it is 222 intjw syd glbh Pet camel kills Australian woman while trying to have sex BRISBANE, Australia (AP) - An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police...

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