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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    andy cole

    Need you ask?
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    The Twenty20 Finals Day Thread

    Apparently Lanky the Giraffe was just beaten to the tape by the Kent Spitfire in the mascot race. no doubt he'll blame the soft conditions underfoot.
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    Derbyshire want GRIZZLY

    I thought Chris and Derbyshire had parted on rather bad terms? Anyway, there'd be no point in going there. They are a no-hope club with no fans, a rubbish team, and a rubbish ground. Last good Derbyshire player? Devon Malcolm. Je repose ma valise.
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    The Johnstone Paint trophy

    It's a cup run! When are they opening the ticket office for our sell-out Big Game in the second round?
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    Battle of the 'Beers': ALE vs LAGER

    Ale nine times out of ten. Faced with a choice between London Pride or Harveys and Stella... no contest. If it was horrible creamflow muck like John Smith's v lovely bottled European exoticness like Budvar, I'd take the Budvar.
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    the swan inn , falmer

    Yes that's right. We're not against him HAVING a pub car park. We just don't think it should be next to his pub.
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    the swan inn , falmer

    Why not combine the two and object online? It takes five minutes http://www.lewes.gov.uk/AF3/an/default.aspx/RenderForm/?F.Name=JbZraDFbFHu Application reference LW/07/0813
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    the swan inn , falmer

    I am not AT ALL suggesting that you go to http://www.lewes.gov.uk/AF3/an/default.aspx/RenderForm/?F.Name=JbZraDFbFHu And fill in the details to lodge an objection to application number LW/07/0813 before August 24th. Oh no.
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    Ridiculous number of Sussex homes with swimming pools

    Well the question I ask, then, is this. What on EARTH is the POINT? Surely you can use it for about ONE WEEK every year? I tell you, it's OSTENTATION gone MAD.
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    Ridiculous number of Sussex homes with swimming pools

    I flew into Gatwick airport yesterday for the first time in absolutely yonks. Cracking descent across the channel on a sunny day, over Eastbourne, and the Uckfield-Plumpton sort of area before landing. But what STAGGERED me was the number of places with swimming pools in the back garden. Even...
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    Martin Perry on BBC SCR

    Yes, yes it was.
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    Bitch should have got life....

    Not exactly a legal expert, but I did A-level law ten years ago... manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibility is what you get when there's been a murder, but the murderer was in some way "not of sound mind", or mentally ill. To prove manslaughter in a driving case is VERY...
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    The tune with the words "We Love You Brighton, We Do"

    No, no it isn't. Nice one Cyril is two crotchets, a quaver and a quaver tied to a crotchet. "We love you Brighton" is three quavers and two crotchets. Any other ideas?
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    The tune with the words "We Love You Brighton, We Do"

    Does anyone know the original words? Pub quiz, sort of, help needed. Thanks,
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    Where will the Falmer decision break first?

    You can listen to BBC Southern Counties Radio online: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/southern.shtml
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    Vanessa Feltz's latest diet

    When I was at university I was playing a drinking game of some kind in the bar one night and said something along the lines of: "Yuck! I'd rather shag Vanessa Feltz than her." A very quiet girl at the other end of the table who I didn't really know then piped up: "She's my aunty".
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    Have I just been screwed?

    If it's only your sort code and account number, phone your bank and tell them what's happened and ask them to refuse any new direct debits or standing orders.
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    When was the last time you were on TV?

    I was the voice of the Pope on the BBC Ten O'Clock News last year. This is true.
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    Boris Johnson.....just DONT..

    It was "chiselling little crook". Funny all the same!

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