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??? SirElliotBennett is a c*nt. I hope his eyes fall out.

You're in the middle of the block and you're going to SIT? Have fun watching the back of the people standing in front of you for 90 minutes. :lolol: :wanker:

7 pints and a couple of double Whiskeys.

zPKmqspkoXo Get. Him. In.

I think he'd look at the teams, see Greer and CMS who could help him settle in, but he'd also see JFC/Dunk/Hall/Toby and realise that Poyet isn't afraid to throw in young players. That could be the factor that means we get him.

Deffo the shit that tastes like chocolate. I could imagine it was some kind of Chocolate roll. Would you rather Felch your mum, or be felched by John Prescott who then spits in your mouth? (For anybody unaware of what felching is - "The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other...

:ffsparr: What a dick.

:ffsparr: :lolol:

I'm 17, one side of my family are Brighton fans, the other a mix of Chelsea and Fulham. When I was 6, I had the choice of Brighton or Chelsea. Mum offered me a Brighton season ticket. Withdean, Lee Steele v Port Vale and the likes. My dad offered me a Chelsea ST. Zola (and some Poyet bloke) v...

Hello Dougie, it's mum. God your shit. Goodbye."

I was on the same carriage as him and his mates after the home game this season. They were a bunch of grade A* bunch of bellends, who really, really hated us. (Before anyone asks, no I didn't say anything to their faces, mainly because there was 3 Brighton fans in the entire train carriage...

Game starts. You Run. Obstacles appear. Jump/Slide over obstacles Collect coins and power-ups. Use coins to buy upgrades. Play again. Rinse and Repeat until you've realised it's 2am and you've spent a couple of hours trying to beat your high-score. Better than Angry Birds.

Ladatelli. :bowdown:

*Evil Laughter* Mah! I vote for this fine gentleman.

:drool:

:wozza: OOOOPS.

::yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: If people can't wait here is a taster... :p

My mistake. Couldn't think of the worlds too sum it up.

Kid makes his version of NSC. Asks people on here to PAY to use his site. Someone hacked it. He then calls all Brighton fans gay. Bozza posted where he lived on NSC. People ruined his life. :clap2: And I got away with it all... :p *I didn't actually hack his site.

My work shall RISE again. MWAHAHAHAHA.