The 'would you rather' thread

[matthew]

I'll start.

Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit, or shit that tastes like chocolate pudding?

 

[Rohana]

Deffo the shit that tastes like chocolate. I could imagine it was some kind of Chocolate roll.


Would you rather Felch your mum, or be felched by John Prescott who then spits in your mouth?


(For anybody unaware of what felching is - "The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex.")

 

[Gritt23]

Incredible, this thread seemed to start by plumbing the depths, but has still managed to get worse. If this ever reaches page 5, I just don't want to know.

 

[8ace]

http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?t=167565

 

[matthew]

http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?t=167565

Bugger, apologies to all!

 

[matthew]

Deffo the shit that tastes like chocolate. I could imagine it was some kind of Chocolate roll.


Would you rather Felch your mum, or be felched by John Prescott who then spits in your mouth?


(For anybody unaware of what felching is - "The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex.")

Ughh i honestly don't know what i would choose!

 

[Triggaaar]

Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit, or shit that tastes like chocolate pudding?

That, sir, is genius.

 

[pasty]

Lose to Palace on Tuesday but finish above them in the league

OR

Beat Palace on Tuesday but finish below them in the league

 

[matthew]

Lose to Palace on Tuesday but finish above them in the league

OR

Beat Palace on Tuesday but finish below them in the league

Finnish above them

 

[Randsta]

Finnish above them

and get promoted to the premier league!

 

[Arthur]

If this is your kind of thing then you should give this podcast a go Pipes: Would You Rater Filtered Feed

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Would you rather "give" or "receive" ? *** a question for straight males only ! ***

 

[Notters]

Finnish above them