"Phone call for Mr Freedman"

[TheMajor]

"it's the Fancy Dress Hire shop on Croydon High Street - they want to know if you still require those 11 Noddy outfits for 26th February ? "

What other phone calls do you think dear Dougie will be getting today ?

 

[Woodchip]

Hello, this is Dairy Crest. We've had a breakdown and have no where to put this milk. We're of the understanding you have some bottlers available.

Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

 

[Simster]

"Hello Mr Freedman, it's the Wembley travel tavern here. I'm just replying to your call asking if you could cancel your rooms. I'm sorry to inform you there are no refunds on any accommodation booked through Groupon."

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

"MR Freedman, it's the Alex Ferguson School of Psychology here. We just wanted to see if you enjoyed your recent one day beginners class and to see if you have tried to put any of what you learned into practice ?"

 

[Badger]

"Hello Mr Freedman, I'm calling from rent-a-crowd and just wanted to confirm your booking of 40,000 people for Sunday 26th February, the final payment is due tomorrow."

 

[Rohana]

Hello Dougie, it's mum. God your shit. Goodbye."

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Hello, Mr Freedman? Just wanted to wish you a Happy Burns Night, I hope you have a great party to celebrate. Hello? Are you still there? Hello?"

 

[ROSM]

Hello Mr Freedman, this is Metrobus. Can we please have full payment relating to the hire of the open top bus for end February? sadly we are unable to accept just 10% of the agreed quote as sufficient payment.

 

[Seagull Steve]

Hello Mr Freedman, it's Nigel Adkins here, I know exactly how you feel. My players bottled it last season too.

 

[Surrey_Albion]

"hello Mr Freedman, I am a pimp from Croydon, I heard you may have eleven C***s that you might want to get rid of"

 

[Woodchip]

Hello Dougie, it's mum. God your shit. Goodbye."

This made me laugh more than it probably should have.

Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

 

[TheMajor]

"Good morning boss - Jonathon Parr here - I've just caught up with their right winger - what shall I do now ?"

 

[The Fifth Column]

"hello gaffer, it's Glenn, can I have a transfer?"

 

[Surrey_Albion]

"Mr Fredman, I own a circus and must compliment you on your clowns, the funniest I have seen in a long time"

 

[SeagullSongs]

"Hello Dougie, it's Malky Mackay, I'd just like to sa-"

 

[Dougie]

Loving all these humorous threads , do keep it up

 

[seagull_special]

Hi this is Dave Chav from 'Pimp Your Caravan' just to let you know your 'Wembley 2012' curtains are ready!

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Hello Mr Freedman this is Wembley stadium car parking ,would you like to cancel the booking for 5,000 extra large caravan sized parking bays ?

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Hello Mr Freedman Barry Hearn here Chairman of Leyton Orient FC as you may know I bought Orient for a fiver !
I have just realised I have an extra £1.50 profit from last year after selling Scott Magliesh to Bristol Rovers would you and your Chairman be interested in selling ? lets say 25p for cash ??

 

[making plans for nigel]

Hello Mr Freedman Barry Hearn here Chairman of Leyton Orient FC as you may know I bought Orient for a fiver !
I have just realised I have an extra £1.50 profit from last year after selling Scott Magliesh to Bristol Rovers would you and your Chairman be interested in selling ? lets say 25p for cash ??

Best one yet !!
Comic genius !!!!