"Phone call for Mr Freedman"

[The Birdman]

Hi Mr Freedman England Rugby coach here wonder if you could help us out and become our kicking coach against the scots next week we may trash them if we get some pens.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

A very good evening to you Mr Freedman, this is the Cardiff City groundsman and I would just like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me half a day off on Wednesday, the halves you didn't play in were in mint condition and the goal areas aren't to bad either!

 

[Working class pride]

Hi Dougie, I didnt want to say but I thought it was strange getting Stuart Pearce in to take penalty practice

 

[JBizzleBeard]

Hello Mr Freedman, it's Diana Ross here. I just wanted to congratulate you on your penalties.

Tres good!

 

[WhingForPresident]

Hello Mr Freedman, Andy Murray here, why do we sweaties always bottle it under a bit of pressure?
+ I need some advice on how to get the ball over the net, can I loan Jonathan Parr for a while?

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Croydon Sports Trophy Cabinet Makers here, we'll come round today and take it back.

 

[NMH]

Hello Dougie, this copy of 'Glad All Over' - you can put it on eBay as "Mint, unplayed", and probably get 2 bob to buy another player

 

[TheMajor]

Ryan Harley here - I think I can help you with your penalty taking !

 

[PHCgull]

"allo dougie... you scotch c unt....its brick top here from snatch... that f***ing parr c unt... feed im to the pigs, errol"

 

[Weststander]

Brighton Out in third and very first round, Palace Pens away from Wembley

All the more painful for you. You never got your day out from muggersville to Wembley, or the cash windfall to ease those negative cashflows. Hard lines.

So near yet, yet so very much, no where.

 

[Weststander]

"Dougie, it's the Rugby Football Union here. We could sure use Parr for kicking points now that Johnny's retired."

 

[Caveman]

"Hi Boss, it's Wilfried Zaha here, can you stop holding me to Ransom now please and let me join a proper club"

 

[TheMajor]

"It's someone from Timotei for you"

 

[SK1NT]

Hello Mr Freedman, I am the project manager for the proposed new 40 k Palace stadium.. Do you not think that this is a little to big for 8 fans?

 

[WhingForPresident]

Hello Mr Freedman, what is the population of Croydon?

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Hello Dougie,Ferguson here,looking at your valuation of Zaha now at £50m....can we take a leaf out of your book and pay 1p in the pound and we could come to an agreement on the Groupon deal.......