"Phone call for Mr Freedman"

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Hello Mr Freeman , this is Eric from Groupon calling , wondering on whether you still want us to do the 40k ticket deal for you at the end of February ?

 

[Paddy B]

"Hello Mr Freedman, it's the Wembley travel tavern here. I'm just replying to your call asking if you could cancel your rooms. I'm sorry to inform you there are no refunds on any accommodation booked through Groupon."

This made me chuckle

 

[pottert]

Hi mr freedman it's Gus here I just wanted to thank you fore making every single Albion fan very happy when you took off your best 2 penalty takers before the penalty shootout.

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

Hi mr freedman it's Gus here I just wanted to thank you fore making every single Albion fan very happy when you took off your best 2 penalty takers before the penalty shootout.

 

[backson]

Hello Mr Freedman, it's Rymans the stationers. Just to let you know that we have a special offer, and you can come and take as much stationery equipment as you like.

However, you can't take the pens

 

[Working class pride]

Hi mr freedman it's Gus here I just wanted to thank you fore making every single Albion fan very happy when you took off your best 2 penalty takers before the penalty shootout.

Quality

 

[Hatman1234]

Hello, Dougie? It's your father. I am just updating your wiki page, was it 3-1 on pens or 3-0? I wasn't watching. Also, did the last one go over the Parr?

 

[Weststander]

From Malky Mackay:

"You prize cock. You did my team talk for me, thanks. And that cringworthy 'thank the fans' thing at extra time half time, walking across our pitch in your shiny polyester tracksuit. Hilarious"

 

[peterward]

"Hello Dougie its Tony Bloom, watched the penalties last night and I'd just like to say....... They scored 3 you scored 1 - Palarse are south London scum, la la la lar la la lar la la la la la Crystal Palace f*ck off home - cheers Doug, C U next Tuesday"

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Hi Gaffer - Glenn here. Thanks for the day off Saturday. I forget - when is the big game again ?

 

[Bry Nylon]

"Hello Mr Freedman. This is a message from the Metropolitan Police. We have apprehended the men who stole the entire contents of your trophy room. Please can you call to arrange collection of a red and blue striped carpet and a poorly printed laminate that reads Coming soon - Carling Cup!
Thanks."

 

[Weststander]

It's Nigel Adkins here ... "you cu*t stealing all my post losing match cliches about we're a tight knit unit, and we'll bounce back from this".

 

[DavePage]

Hello Mr Freedman, Jonathon Parr’s agent here.........I just had a very angry call from the strictly dancing team, they are totally pissed with you.
(Whilst they loved him Waltz maneuvers shown last night and were happy to see his skipping from side to side moves. Their problem lies with the fact he almost touched an opponent last night and to make things worst “YOU MADE HIM KICK THE BALL TAKING A PENALTY”
This is totally against our agreement, we naturally assumed that when you did not play him on Saturday, that it was a precaution for our show!!!
Having said that, feel free to play him on Tuesday, we believe that there is little chance of him getting anywhere near Buckley, so things should be good at least for another week.)
Just be warned, I have pulled one of my stars before, just look at Billy Paynter. Respect agents!!!!!!

 

[looney]

"Hello Mr Freedman its PETA, would you tell all your clubs fans to stop decimating the croydon hedgehog population."

 

[looney]

" Hello Mr Freedman, its Barnums Circus here, lets talk business."

 

[AMEXican Wave]

"Hello Dougie its Tony Bloom, watched the penalties last night and I'd just like to say....... They scored 3 you scored 1 - Palarse are south London scum, la la la lar la la lar la la la la la Crystal Palace f*ck off home - cheers Doug, C U next Tuesday"

Genius

 

[looney]

"Oi Freedman, its Dave Cameron here, the welsh are saying they want all their hedgehogs back."

"Hello Mr Freedman? Its the Caravan club here to let you know the cheque for your membership renewal bounced."

 

[DavePage]

Good evening Mr Freedman,
Thank you for your enquiring about potential positions about some of your artistes, whilst i thank your honesty regarding their ability, I would like to remind you this is the GLC and let you know that Piccadilly Circus is nothing more than a rather large roundabout.
Sorry if this does not meet your needs, thanks again for calling

 

[Taybha]

Later that night .......................................................................................

"brrrrriing Brrrrrrrrring , " oooooh a video call , i wonder who it could ................................................




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[CPFC1234]

Is this what your forum has come to? Bloody Hell, just cause your tinpot club isnt capable enough to make the semis, you frantically celebrate our misfortune? Desperate.