"Phone call for Mr Freedman"

[Taybha]

we have a bite , over to you lot

 

[DavePage]

Is this what your forum has come to? Bloody Hell, just cause your tinpot club isnt capable enough to make the semis, you frantically celebrate our misfortune? Desperate.

Hi Dougie here,
Not quite sure what you mean by forum, but for fucks sake Nigel Adkins calm down
Being a Nigel you should at least know better

 

[peterward]

"Hello Mr Freedman, its the accident claims help line, we've just had a no win no fee claim from a Gentleman sitting in Row Z at Cardiff city's ground last night, he is claiming against a broken nose caused by a Mr Johnathan Parr"

 

[cloud]

Hello Mr Freedman, it's Diana Ross here. I just wanted to congratulate you on your penalties.

 

[TheMajor]

Mr Freedman it's Countdown here - todays conundrum is - JOTTLEBOB

 

[CPFC1234]

Hi Dougie here,
Not quite sure what you mean by forum, but for fucks sake Nigel Adkins calm down
Being a Nigel you should at least know better

Brighton Out in third and very first round, Palace Pens away from Wembley

 

[Gwm]

Brighton Out in third and very first round, Palace Pens away from Wembley

Very first round ?? Clearly you know f*** all about football and this would mean you can't remember how many matches you had !!

Might also explain why you support palace !

The first round in the carling cup is called " the first round !! "

We won the first and second rounds.

Now about the cup where we started in the third round - its called the FA CUP

Remind me how you got on

 

[DavePage]

Username: cpfc
Password: 1234
Doh
You still stretched out in our trophy cabinet, just think of the horseshoes you could save if palace had one

 

[Simon Morgan]

So much for Cardiff not being able to cope with the big occasion...


Sent from my iPhone using a messenger pigeon

 

[Postman Pat]

Hello Mr Freedman, i'm calling from Pizza Hut, we are thinking of re-hashing our adverts from the 90's and wondered if some of your players were available?

 

[catfish]

Hello Mr Freedman, it's Patrick Moore here, I've just spotted your football in orbit around Jupiter.

 

[Simster]

Is this what your forum has come to? Bloody Hell, just cause your tinpot club isnt capable enough to make the semis, you frantically celebrate our misfortune? Desperate.

534 posts on OUR forum in just 3 months. Deary me.

 

[banjo]

 

[Pbseagull]

Hello Mr Freedman it's the Manager of Croydon Primark calling, just checking that you still want the 15 Bri nylon Navy suits and red polyester ties that you ordered for February?

 

[Mellotron]

Is this what your forum has come to? Bloody Hell, just cause your tinpot club isnt capable enough to make the semis, you frantically celebrate our misfortune? Desperate.

You're right. There's no way there would be threads on the BBS if Brighton went out with some truly awful spot kicks in the semis after 90 minutes in their own penalty area.

Bollocks. We're your rivals. We're enjoying it, as you would be.

 

[tubaman]

Hi Mr Freedman its CPFC1234 here. I just wanted to check........I thought that as we only JUST lost it would count as a win and we would go through to the final. Am I wrong?

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Hello Doogie I'm in a pub quiz & no'one, not even the quizmaster, can remember the name of the losing semi finalists, can you help?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Hello Mr Freedman you have been issued with a number of Missed Penalty Notices...........the zone is clearly marked by two white posts and a crossbar........you really have no excuses.


Hello Mr Freedman Wonga.com here............sorry even we are unable to help, with you having such a low credit rating.

 

[Triggaaar]

Is this what your forum has come to?

Yet you're often posting here.

Bloody Hell, just cause your tinpot club isnt capable enough to make the semis

We lost against the winners. If you hadn't bottled it, you would have too.

Brighton Out in third and very first round

I think you're thinking of Palace in the FA cup. We beat Gillingham and Sunderland in the League cup.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

If we beat them on Tuesday and this thread gets even more contributions it's gotta go to gold