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Nothing beats an attractive woman with a nice pair of puppies.

Bought a 7 inch record for £200. Sold a Pixies setlist for £120. Are my tops.

Don't we have at least two of them on our books as centre forwards? …coat…

Half an hour, and still no incomprehensible showboating by MYOB. Is this a record?

Dear Sir I noticed the letter from Saltdean Sea Scouts (Argus, Oct 5th) announcing a jumble sale next Saturday, to raise money for the RNLI's Worthing lifeboat. This followed hot on the heels of Rev Fanshawe's letter (Oct 1st) inviting allcomers to a non-denominational celebration at All Saints...

Phew, glad I opened this thread.

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Sir As a long-time resident of Brighton, Hove and Brighton, I’ve lived in Hove and Brighton for a long time. I therefore feel I speak for all residents of Arbroath in Scotland when I say that none of us want this ludicrous ‘Royal Pavilion’ monstrosity clogging up our town centre any more...

Top comment from Hayes_Eagle: "it's a night game... won't it be dark??? are these cards going to be alluminous?" :rolleyes:

The language thing is a problem, but any attempt to raise it sees you termed racist. I have really really struggled to understand what people are saying to me over call centre phones – I'm not being racist, or arsey, or anything: I'm trying with all my concentration to decipher their acccent...

This nation is mad. Something's getting more expensive, woo! Hooray! A house should be somewhere you live, not something you're trying to get a profit out of. Prices should be affordable and stable.

I'm interested in starting to use BetFair, the thing where you bet aginst other people rather than bookies. Has anyone on here used it – and, if so, what did you think , what's good and bad about it etc.

When he was Minister for Sport he was always known as "The Miniature for Short". Good to hear he's "stepping down from politics" too. That box was starting to sag.

OK, here goes… "In this thread."

1) You and Your Sister by This Mortal Coil (from Blood), originally written by Big Star. you say my love for you's not real but you don't know how real it feels all I want to do is to spend some time with you so I can hold you, hold you your sister says that I'm no good I'd reassure her if I...

Yes he was a great footballer, but that doesn't necessarily qualify him to be a great English Championship manager, chairman, board member, investor, anything really...

Not least because Carol looks like she's about to squeeze her right breast and offer it forth in 'suck on this' kinda way. Ahem.

"I want to thank you, for giving me my best day with a knife."

David Mitchell is an outstanding writer, but Cloud Atlas is not for those prone to giving up on books – it's complex and demanding. I loved it though. If you're after non-fiction, try the book mentioned in my signature below. Not only does he slag off Palace fans, he takes his girlfriend to...

Christ, some of those shorts are illegal.