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Bugger. really hoped Monty was going to deliver today. He's struggling, he really is.

I thought it was just me. No doubt he'll blame it on his poor commentray position by the toilets, which he's spent most of the morning whingeing on about.

My Top Six Commuting Hates 1 Fat people who make no effort to stick to one seat, squashing their sweaty blubber into me and my space with no apology or acknowledgement. 2 Gormless, inane, never-ending mobile phone conversations that go on and on and on and on about NOTHING. 3 iPods and other...

Like The Guardian's description of Simon Jordan as "the only man on earth who looks like a clay tennis court crossed with Spandau Ballet."

Yeah, Liptons in Little Common! :clap2: :clap2: And the local 'VG' round the corner.

It was always insane having a scan on the 14th, AFTER the FIFA deadline for replacements. This way, we can forget Rooney and draft in Defoe. There's no way we can go into a World Cup with a guy who probably won't play, a recovering Owen, Crouch (the supposed 'change things around near the end'...

Does seem a bit stupid. They could have played off the top two or top four or something. Still, looks like it's going to work in our favour, so won't compain. Grant - I know, a real choker. Glad I got to see the reformed Go-Betweens a few times in recent years, having missed their 1980s...

Does C&G just go straight to a final of winners of South against winners of North? No quarter or semi finals?

Saw a builder's lorry yesterday with a St George's Cross painted on the bonnet, plus about 15 flags of differing sizes hung from every corner. Looked f***ing stupid, frankly.

Bouncing threads, surely!! :lolol: :lolol:

You saw him play? Wow. I thought he was a myth.

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Now is an odd time to enter the market. After years of steady growth, things have gone mental in the past week. Prices have plummeted sickeningly one day, before shooting most of the way up again the next, only to plummet even further still the next and so on. I have about £30k in the market...

78-9. Mushy 5 wkts for 10 runs!

Mushy. One over. Three wickets. No runs. :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Have they gone off again? My Ananova scoreboard's been frozen at 218-8 for a while...

Oh dear. 137-5. Not going to plan!

Play is underway. Here we go. Anyone up for batting to 300ish then declaring?

Your post doesn't bode well for you Tim-seagulls. Anyone not Any-1 Their not there (twice) GCSEs not GCSE's (twice) f***ed not Fuked Anyone not Any one having not Haveing In my day spelling that bad would have been a fail, straight off. Nowadays you'll probably get a grade A.

Almost certain draw, given the weather for the rest of the week. Mind you, hopefully most of the other games will be draws too, so we won't lose out....