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"So after the World Cup, David, I think we should be forming a Smiths tribute band, yes? You can be Johnny Marr, and I will be the Morrisey. Look: "I'm so lonely and I could die, wooo hooo". This is good, yes? We will be the rock and the roll, as you say. Ha, maybe we even sell more records than...

Good stuff. Me and the missus were going to get an early night, but ended up watching this to the end.

Spoofs need to be funny to be worth it. Otherwise why bother. This is just, well, nothing really. Go and spend a day reading Easy10's back catalogue, and learn how a shift from subtle hints to surreal flights of fancy makes these work. Actually, spend a month. We could with a break from you.

Very. If we asked you what you'd had for breakfast this morning, you'd probably reply "handpicked sun-warmed corn buds, lightly roasted and drizzled with a sprinkling of organic fresh milk from a rare Jersey breed only found in the foothills of Ditchling Beacon." Cornflakes and milk, in other...

Gunter, every time I see your avatar, it makes me wonder why the Cheeky Girls are sitting in a laundrette...

Not very exciting.

Gabby appeared to be wearing the uniform of a Superdrug checkout girl. And no, I don't want to know about 'forthcoming sport' on ITV, like boxing. f*** off.

Chilli and cheese. But it has to be kick-ass chilli, none of this watery might-as-well-be-bolognaise-with-a-few-beans nonsense. My partner swears by mango chutney and red leicester as her perfect jacket potato filling.

Sussex: Montgomerie, Hopkinson, Nash, Turk, Heather, Hodd, Wright, Rayner, Spencer, Kirtley, Linley. Sri Lanka: Tharanga, Mubarak, Vandort, Sangakkara, Jayawardenee, Samaraweera, Kapugedera, Jayawardene, Kulasekara, Zpysa, Malinga , Bandara.

The meeting was held on a strictly 'kneed to know' basis.

It made a pleasant change for the lawyers to have the pants sued off them for once.

If this is true, I wouldn't be surprised if the level of grief and abuse he got, both at Withdean and on here, wasn't a factor in his wanting away. Nor would I blame him. A tiny minority of our 'fans' are unacceptably vicious, vocal and unfair in their haranguing of players, in a way that those...

Fair point. They might as well have just asked Columbo who he thought did it, and then arrested them. Saves everyone faffing around for a whole episode.

The one I never got was Murder She Wrote. Seems obvious to me, if that ****ing woman shows up at your gaff, get out fast. Someone's bound to cop it, and you don't want it to be you.

Re: thnaks for comments- i have! Are you like, stuck in the toilet dude? *snigger*

Joe Cole at 80-1 and Beckham at 100-1 look tasty. If Beckham got a couple of pens and free kicks, he'd be in the running... or is he not our penalty taker?

Applies to all the World Cups in between too, though, surely?

COME ON!!!!! This is f***ing awesome!!! :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap: :clap: :clap: :bounce: :bounce: :clap2: :bowdown: :bowdown: :clap: :clap: :clap2:

Come on Sussex!!! :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

That's what happens when you 'log on'.