Caption Competition - World Cup Edition

[Barrel of Fun]

 

[looney]

I hear you swing both ways dave?

 

[bardo]

So, Victoria, the offside rule goes like this: imagine this plant is the goalkeeper ....

 

[Gazwag]

So tell me Victoria do you really think of Gary Hart

 

[zefarelly]

I see you've tippexed your knob again David

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I havent brought the loofah could you scrub my back with this pleae David?

 

[bhafc99]

"So after the World Cup, David, I think we should be forming a Smiths tribute band, yes? You can be Johnny Marr, and I will be the Morrisey. Look: "I'm so lonely and I could die, wooo hooo". This is good, yes? We will be the rock and the roll, as you say. Ha, maybe we even sell more records than you, Victoria!"

 

[Trufflehound]

Victoria: Look Sven, I've broke me metatarsal. Can I play alongside Owen now?

 

[Eggmundo]

Sven:So Dave, we gonna two's up on her or what?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I've met both those lookalike blokes, very funny guys. The Beckham dude got death threats after Becks' sending off against the Argies

 

[Hampden Park]

dropped a bollock there, david

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Dave, tell you wife to stop checking out the size of my tackle or you are not getting these panzies....

 

[Publius Ovidius]

" its silver birch i tell you"

 

[Seagulltonian]

"That's right David, I'd rather shag you than Nancy"

 

[graz126]

lets see ya golden balls then dave.

 

[Gritt23]

"So David, I go outside and tell Victoria you and your PA are just talking business in here, yah?"

 

[Gritt23]

"Yes, Mr Seaman, I would love you back in the team. Just tie your hair back again, the way I always liked it, and we'll forget all about your retirement."

 

[Statto]

Sven's half time teamtalks did not go down well with some of the players wives.

 

[Trufflehound]

Victoria: I thought so David. Trufflehound's knob IS bigger than yours.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Me and David are thinking off making a new duet, would you want to be the support group?