The World is Naan Enough
Goa finger
Taj Mahal Never Dies
From Rajpur With Love
The Spice Who Loved Me
Octochutney
On Her Majesty's Secret Saris
The Living Delhilights
Beckham deserves it I think. Though I do quite like the idea of Theo coming off the bench in the 88th minute, and the first time he gets the ball waltzing past three Germans and cracking it into the top corner. Sven might even smile at that, perhaps even gently and discretely pump his fist once...
Partly, though the trouble with that game and that ref was that he completely lost the plot of who was cheating and who wasn't. For example Figo and some Dutch bloke (van der something or other) chase a ball down the wing, the Dutch bloke does nothing more than jostle competitively and Figo goes...
Exactly. Anything can happen. Remember Spain's first game - they tonked Ukraine 4-0. Everyone was raving potential winners, glorious football, goalfest frenzy, the beautiful game, puts England to shame, Ukraine an embarrasment... blah blah...
Now Spain are going home and Ukraine are in the...
Carline Bassett. Those were the days.
Enough hairspray to see off the ozone layer forever here, but mmmmm. Heiress to the brewery gazillions too, can't be bad.
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