what a tragic death ....

[bhaexpress]

They're in a bit of a Jam now thanks to a damson in distress. Hopefully they'll spread his ashes if his family have got enough bread.

 

[Scotty Mac]

this thread is grape

 

[bhafc99]

Suicides at Beachy Head are particularly dreadful. It's never nice to see a mango over the edge.

 

[Trufflehound]

That's very sad. I might go to the funeral.

Are you sure? Such occasions are always full of MELON-coly.

 

[Lammy]

STONE me! Thith thread takth the PITH!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

bLIMEy.

 

[Trufflehound]

Will the headstone be foreign, or will it be made from good old POMMYGRANITE?

 

[Louisjpbacon]

Will the headstone be foreign, or will it be made from good old POMMYGRANITE?

now your just clutching at STRAWberries

 

[bhafc99]

now your just clutching at STRAWberries

PLUMbing the depths.

 

[tedebear]

This thread has become a right bloody RHUBARB

 

[Trufflehound]

PLUMbing the depths.

That comment gets a big RASPBERRY from me.

 

[bhafc99]

I'm just waiting for someone to work their kumquat into this.

 

[Trufflehound]

I'm just waiting for someone to work their kumquat into this.

Perhaps you should consult CHERRY Blair on the legal repercussions before doing that.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

this has got to stop satsuma or later.

 

[Titanic]

This thread is giving me the PIP !

 

[bhaexpress]

I hope the furneral is cordial and that the venue is big enough so that there's no squash. Mind you these puns are driving rind the bend.

 

[Woodchip]

I'm sure the guy was a STAR FRUIT farmer, and we should all be ashamed for taking the PIPS.

 

[seven stands]

i think you should SQUASH this thread now