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No, Chi Chi, No! No more bamboo!

My first name is "The"

Yup. "Turn it into flats/ make 'em all ex pats/cos tourism is congestion" They were the lyrics. Ah, a band sadly lamented...

In our dreams. Caplin is so far up Blair's arse he's worrying the man's dentist, and if either Lepper or Turner threatened to resign, they would be given a swift talking-to by the whips. Interestingly, if an MP of any party wishes to resign his seat for a reason other than becoming a peer or...

Er, what is "the obvious", DF3?

Check this out: PRESCOTT IN BLACKBURN FOR SPECIAL ELECTED REGIONAL ASSEMBLY HEARING OFFICE OF THE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER News Release (ERA/NW/005/2004) issued by the Government News Network on 19 February 2004 Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott is to hit the road for the first in a series of...

No it's not. It's called Withdean Stadium. I always referred to it as such until Micky Adams started calling it "the Withdean". Nonsense really... nobody ever said "the Wembley stadium" did they?

But smokers are MORE LIKELY to use up NHS resources because, er, they suck dirty, gooey tar into their lungs all the time. That's why there's loads of tax on cigarettes (and rightly so, I say). Simple economics, really: if you want fewer people to buy things you put the price of them up. Now...

I'll take that as a no then, but Ben Elton's actual brother does live in Brighton, to the best of my knowledge. Somewhere near Blaker's park.

"Christmas has an H in it, Baldrick. And an R, an I, an S, T, M, A, and another S. Oh, and you forgot to put the C on at the beginning". Ben Elton's Brother, are you really Ben Elton's brother BTW? Cos if you are, my ex girlfriend used to babysit for you.

I'm a Brighton fan and "Balham" is the only word that rhymes with my name. Interesting, no?

I was self-employed for eight months or so after leaving university, and only really understood the whole thing from what other people had told me. When I did a tax return, I'd been quite careful to keep receipts and log mileage, then I filled it in online... which was still quite confusing...

Apparently Wimbledon fans were singing, a few seasons back to the tune of Chim-Chimmernee: Ship-Shipperley, Ship-Shipperley Ship-Ship, Sheroo; You're not Ronaldo but f*** it, you'll do...

Police have launched an investigation but say they've got nothing to go on.

Been chatting with my Hull Daily Mail reporter friend. We are assured of a good piece in tomorrow's edition.

Northern folk are more likely to say "nil-all", in my experience. Can't say it really bothers me.

I've let her know... so no-one else really needs to. It's a bit unfair to be handing her details out to people, cos she might not even be working on Sat. I'm sure she'll pass the info on to her newsdesk though.

I'm not going but I've alerted my ex-flatmate. She's a reporter for the Hull Daily Mail. :bounce:

Slug pellets, in our garage, when I was about 2, apparently. My dad made me vom them up again.