After seeing the Simpsons thread, thought I should start a Blackadder one, clearly the funniest show of all time. Classic quote for me:
"Impossible sir. I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind hedgehogs........... in a bag."
or
"This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpetting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants."
"Impossible sir. I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind hedgehogs........... in a bag."
or
"This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpetting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants."