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DTES said:
Continuing....
No, just a wild stab in the dark which incidently is exactly what you'll be getting if you don't start being more cooperative
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Continuing....
No, just a wild stab in the dark which incidently is exactly what you'll be getting if you don't start being more cooperative
Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
Cracks me up every time! As does:
Percy: Don’t be ridiculous Baldrick. You know me. I mean I laugh in the face of fear and tweak the nose of the dreadful spindly killer fish.
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From Blackadder II:
Percy and Blackadder are eating breakfast
Percy: It's jolly nice of you to share your breakfast with me edmund
Blackadder: Percy, it is said that man seeks out intellegent company so that through learned discourse he can rise above the savage and closer to god
Percy: Yes, I've heard that
Blackadder: Personally, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me that I'm the best
Classic. Almost sounds like a Looney line.
Percy and Blackadder are eating breakfast
Percy: It's jolly nice of you to share your breakfast with me edmund
Blackadder: Percy, it is said that man seeks out intellegent company so that through learned discourse he can rise above the savage and closer to god
Percy: Yes, I've heard that
Blackadder: Personally, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me that I'm the best
Classic. Almost sounds like a Looney line.
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ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
baldricks war poem "boom, boom, boom boom, boom"
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Harold the horny hunter had a enormous horn....
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Rum: Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrrr. Me laddy.
Blackadder: Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and
your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand]
Rum: aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman's hand, milord! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor
in a storm.
Blackadder: Well, you're right there.
Rum: Ha ha ha. -Aah! Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er
felt the lash of a cat ['o' nine tails], been rubbed
with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make
fine stockings for his best cabin boy.
Blackadder: How canny, I don't know how you do it, but you're right again.
Rum: Why should I let a stupid cockerel like you aboard me boat?
Blackadder: Perhaps for the money in my purse [holding it up]
Rum: Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! [takes it from him and
examines it daintily] I'll wager that purse has never been
used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen
shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.
Blackadder: Yes, right again, Rum. I must say when it comes to tales of courage I'm going to have to keep my mouth shut.
Rum: Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that
mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish.
Blackadder: I must say, when I came to see you, I had no idea I was going to have to eat your ship as well as hire it. And since you're clearly as mad as a mongoose I'll bid you farewell [gets up]
Rum: Aaah, courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl.
Blackadder: Better a "lapdog to a slip of a girl", than a... Git.
Blackadder: Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and
your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand]
Rum: aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman's hand, milord! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor
in a storm.
Blackadder: Well, you're right there.
Rum: Ha ha ha. -Aah! Your skin milord. I'll wager it ne'er
felt the lash of a cat ['o' nine tails], been rubbed
with salt, and then flayed off by a pirate chief to make
fine stockings for his best cabin boy.
Blackadder: How canny, I don't know how you do it, but you're right again.
Rum: Why should I let a stupid cockerel like you aboard me boat?
Blackadder: Perhaps for the money in my purse [holding it up]
Rum: Ha. -Aah! You have a woman's purse! [takes it from him and
examines it daintily] I'll wager that purse has never been
used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen
shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.
Blackadder: Yes, right again, Rum. I must say when it comes to tales of courage I'm going to have to keep my mouth shut.
Rum: Oh! You have a woman's mouth, milord! I'll wager that
mouth never had to chew through the side of a ship to escape the dreadful spindly killer fish.
Blackadder: I must say, when I came to see you, I had no idea I was going to have to eat your ship as well as hire it. And since you're clearly as mad as a mongoose I'll bid you farewell [gets up]
Rum: Aaah, courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl.
Blackadder: Better a "lapdog to a slip of a girl", than a... Git.
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Blackadder goes forth
Captain Darling: Edmund, I must pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room
Blackadder: How lucky you are that your job is also your hobby
Blackadder and Baldrick caught behind enemy lines;
Baldrick: I want my mummy
Blackadder: Yes, a maternally enraged gorilla would be a useful ally just at the moment
Captain Darling: Edmund, I must pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room
Blackadder: How lucky you are that your job is also your hobby
Blackadder and Baldrick caught behind enemy lines;
Baldrick: I want my mummy
Blackadder: Yes, a maternally enraged gorilla would be a useful ally just at the moment