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I'm worth £900,051. Which means I'd better get my agent to tout my abilities to the football correspondent of the Telegraph.

Sounds painful for Dean.

Stuart Myall James Kirtley Ed Giddins Toploader Eddie Izzard My old science teacher, Mr Longman

And if anyone's got a polyphonic version that'll work on my Ericsson, PM me please and I'll send you my number so you can text it me. Ta.

Anyone remember the tubby St John geezer from the Gillingham days? He used to make me laugh. PS, I'm quite posh so I'd pronounce it the Sinjun Amublance.

Jo Guest?

You can't appeal directly against a planning decision once it's reached public inquiry level... but you can ask for a judicial review of the decision. That means anyone can go to the High Court and ask a judge to decide if the decision taken by the ODPM is lawful. It's what the SWEATies tried...

What, like one of Steve Foster's dodgy gym-owning mates? Kindly bugger off.

I don't have any proof for this at all, but I bet British muslims have a much harder time getting through US immigration -- biometric passport or not -- than I would, if I were to go.

Oh yes, that's another one. When I was a postman, Sally Gunnell's house was on my walk. But she'd moved to somewhere in Essex by then, so I had to re-direct her mail.

The Keswick Reminder is one of my faves

He's only in cos he plays for Surrey. Clarke is a much better bat than RJK... but I'd pick the Eastbourne Flyer for his bowling. I'd probably take both him and Jones to the Windies... knowing how important it is to have fast bowlers out there AND how ridiculously prone to injury we are.

You could go to that second hand shop at the top of North Road in Brighton where that man will serve you. He's allegedly the inspiration for the "Ooh suits you, sir" tailors in the Fast Show. All in all a marvellous sartorial experience.

I've just remembered this: at 4.50am on new year's day, I caught a train from London Paddington to Reading. I was tired, so nodded off a few times. But there was a gang of people all singing the theme from The Littlest Hobo nearly all the way. Can anyone explain?

(sings to the tune of You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate) I bought this in Dockerills! Where you from? You sinky thing!

I once got pissed with Mark Durden-Smith, the former host of the failed Channel 4 programme RISE who is also the son of Judith Chalmers.

Mine's great, even though I can't normally get on here. I worked every week day beween Xmas and new year, though, so it's not back to work for me at all...

You want to libel Norman Baker? I can do it better than that!

I hadn't heard anything from the Tranmere-loving indie funsters for a few years (not since "Trouble over Bridgwater") but I've recently got their EP "Saucy Haulage Ballads" and rather marvellous it is. I can highly recommend.