Great Blackadder Quotes

[US Seagull]

"Tick , sounds a bit rude doesn't it!Sounds a bit like ....... Bum!

Quote from Hugh Lawrie in BEER.

And later in the same episode:

"Bum, get it.....sounds a bit like...Bum...."

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I'll take that as a no then, but Ben Elton's actual brother does live in Brighton, to the best of my knowledge. Somewhere near Blaker's park.

 

[BenElton'sBrother]

Ben Elton's actual brother does live in Brighton, to the best of my knowledge.

If that is true that is quite freaky, I now feel as if I'm treading on somebody’s toes!

 

[Simster]

What's your first name Baldrick

I don't know. It could be "Sodoff"

What?

Well when I used to want to play with all the other children, I'd say "hello, my name's Baldrick" and they'd say "We know. Sod off Baldrick"

 

[US Seagull]

From the final episode of Blackadder the Second (I think) - Blackadder wakes up in a dungeon.

Oww, my head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.

 

[Everest]

When the night is dark,
And the dogs go 'bark';
When the clouds are black,
And the ducks go 'quack';
When the sky is blue,
And the cows go 'mooo';
Think of lovely Queenie,
She'll be thinking of you.


And George to Blackadder after BA shot Specked Jim

As far as I can tell you're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo.

 

[chez]

Cant think of the exact words but in "beer" where edmund has to think of an explanation for "Great booze up". Classic comedy

 

[The Large One]

Tally ho, with a zing and a zang and a buzz, buzz, buzz

 

[chez]

George: Smithy, you haven't seen any suspicious characters hanging around,

have you, who might be German spies?

Smith: Nein.

George: (bewildered) Nine?! Well, the cap's got his work cut out, then.

 

[Everest]

Cant think of the exact words but in "beer" where edmund has to think of an explanation for "Great booze up". Classic comedy

My friend...is...a missionary...and...on his last visit abroad...brought back with him...the chief of a famous tribe... His name is Great Bu... He's been suffering from sleeping sickness...and he has obviously just woken...because, as you heard, "Great Bu's up"...

Also from beer...

Baldrick: But, My Lord, I've been in your family since 1532!
Edmund: So has syphilis. Now get out.

 

[Jason Speaks]

Darling: I strongly suspect that Blackadder has been disobeying orders for some time.
Melchett: I don't care if he's been rogering the Duke of York with a prize winning leak. He shot my speckled Jim!

 

[The Large One]

Flash Heart: Ever known what it's like to have the wind flowing through your hair.
PPFFFFRRRTTTTTTT!!!!
Flash Heart: He does...




Melchett: And we'll push them to Berlin and score the greatest victory since Eton beat Winchester by 12 sore bottoms to one.


Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Belts off, trousers down
Isn't life a scream, oh!


If anyone upset my daughter, I'd take my belt off to them, and BY THUNDER, me trousers'll fall down.


Blackadder: These industrialists are the future, sir. Why, Mr Hardcastle has more cotton mills than you have... brain cells.
Prince George: Well, how many's that?
Blackadder: Seven. sir.

 

[chips and gravy]

My favourite two were in the second series.

The first is when Blackadder and Melchett get kidnapped. The German Prince talks of getting his rewengay (revenge).

The second is when Lord Percy is practising alchemy and produces what he thinks is gold. When Blackadder points out that it is green he says 'Can it be possible? A nugget of pure green...'

 

[Theatre of Trees]

From the 'Bob' episode:

Blackadder: I appear to have a problem with my manservant.
Doctor: Well pop it on the table and we'll have a look at it.

 

[Titanic]

I'll take that as a no then, but Ben Elton's actual brother does live in Brighton, to the best of my knowledge. Somewhere near Blaker's park.

and he is currently working on assignment in Singapore.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

To Doctor Johnson, congratulating him on capturing every single word of the English language in his dictionary:

"I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericabobulation."

Apologies for any misspellings there.

 

[Jason Speaks]

Melchett: Let's get out there and give those Frenchies a damn good licking!
Darling: Erm sir, isn't it the Germans we ought to be licking?
Melchett: Don't be revolting Darling! I wouldn't lck a german if he was glazed in honey.

 

[Dunkstar]

"Thank you old hag here is a purse of moneys........which i'm not going to give to you."

 

[US Seagull]

Flashhart: Woof
Lt George: Woof
Baldrick: Bark

 

[DTES]

"Thank you old hag here is a purse of moneys........which i'm not going to give to you."

Brilliant scene that.

"There are two things you need to know about the wise woman. First, she is a woman. Second..."
"She's wise?"
"Oh, you know her then?"