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All that matters is that said striker has a fanatical verging on deranged set of social media followers from their home country, who will obliterate everything the club does for the next 12 months with zillions of posts demanding Potter plays the ‘Antelope of Azerbaijan’ or ‘Bahraini Balldini’...

Completely unbelievable. That’s three relatively straightforward sentences there. No way would BJ be able to do that, without several minutes of “piffle paffle wiffle spaffle piccinannie gadzooks waffle wiffle paffle”, and at least three irrelevant Latin proverbs.

Sorry, I’m confused. Which one’s on Love Island again? The girlfriend or the dog?

Think we would of heard by now…. ;-)

Well, given that several GB News shows have literally no-one switching on - like zero viewers, according to Ofcom - the bar is pretty low. My favourite GB News story so far was the bit when they did a ‘cute and amusing animal pictures’ segment. Due to a technical issue, the pictures didn’t...

Only if we donate at least £40m of it to Bielsa. It’s the least we can do. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I think it’s more that a lot of people think he can do better than Arsenal. It’s a bit meh, as a move, when he had the potential to go to a top 4/5 team that’s in Europe.

Nearly 11 o’clock, where’s our daily tweet from some ITK expert saying that terms have been agreed with Arsenal and Ben is about to be unveiled? Need to maintain the record of 36 consecutive days of this claim, come on you Arsenal insiders, what’s today’s tweet?

Has Dougie had more bans than Palace have players yet?

Agree, another 8 overs or so of us bowling at them and we could have won this.

Please refer to the new kits thread. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Get rid of the horrid snickers thing on the shoulder and it’s perfect. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

He went to other places after Dubai. He was in Paris at one point. So as long as 10 days had passed between being in Dubai and entering the UK, he doesn’t have to do hotel quarantine, just home quarantine (5 days with test to release). Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Thank goodness for the amazing new stand, at least Palace fans have got that to enjoy.

200-0. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Good stuff, well done the openers. Will there be time to get a result though, or is this heading for a draw?

The Poles, for me. Will be interested to see how they get on. It’s going to be a balance to get the 25 right, as we have so many - Caicedo, Roberts, the Poles, Zequiri, the Computer, Khadra - all pushing to break through, but then a lot of these positions already have the likes of Alzate, Mac...

Some of the manbags he’s been pictured touting on his summer holiday Instagram travels are a bit questionable.

In the end, thank goodness he was fit, and we avoided Mings. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk