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Apparently it’s all down to Bielsa. In depth analysis in the press today charting his influence on the England squad, with family tree style diagrams and all. Southgate might as well stay at home tomorrow and watch it on the telly with his family, along with the rest of the England coaching...

QFs here we come!

The shitty truth is that she probably did everything she could. Avoided the Common, kept to the main roads - all the crap women have to go through just to try and be safe. And it still didn’t help, because she got confronted in the middle of a busy public place by a guy who probably pulled out...

The fact he’d apparently deliberately hired a car and bought binding tape etc shows this wasn’t just a random spur of the moment thing. Sick *******.

Might actually improve the pot noodle though…

Will probably change his mind halfway up the A1 and end up signing for Carlisle instead.

My inbox yesterday afternoon, midway through sorting travel arrangements…

That’s one heck of a pearl necklace….

When they started doing these, they were just total fun: two people playing music and having a riot. But then people started commenting on her tits, and rather than laughing that off and carrying on as they were, they decided to buy into it and make this all about her tits. The original idea's...

Get where you’re coming from, but then you can hardly expect them to do nothing. They need to be seen to be firm, and setting a deterrent, otherwise we are then saying it’s ok for every Herbert to smuggle a laser in. It’ll end up a fine or something, but hopefully all this hoo-ha will make...

I have no ****ing clue what these Italian commentators are on about, but so far we’ve had mention of - and I’m NOT making this up - Sean Wright-Philips, Jamie Vardy, Liam Brady, Pep Guardiola and Granit Xhaka.

Feels like Denmark have been angling for that since halftime.

Yup. There’s been about one minute of football in the last ten. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Haven’t really picked up from where we were against Ukraine. It’s all a bit nervy and disjointed. That sinking penalties feeling is starting to grow.

BoooOoooooOOOOOO!!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Might help if I attach the fecking image…

Am hoping to overcome the fact I’ll be watching with Italian commentary with a couple of bottles of this, picked up in a Milan shop this afternoon. Has a nice appley bite to it. And 6.5%, which is nice.

Orr just gone, but lead now 175 with 5 wickets remaining. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Extra time and penalties please, maximum emotional and physical expenditure.

Used a local clinic in Winchester at Easter, which was 100% reliable but scarily expensive. This trip, I've used them for the Day 5 test to Release, but am trying Boots for the Days 2 and 8 tests. I figured a high-street chain might be easier to contact etc if things do go awry; a lot of the...