Stolen from Twitter, I expect this one will be doing the rounds.
Prime Minister Johnson visited a village in Cornwall and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
"We have two big needs" said the village spokesperson. "First we have a health centre but no doctor"
Johnson whipped out his mobile phone spoke for a while and then said "I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?"
"We have no mobile phone reception anywhere in our village"
Prime Minister Johnson visited a village in Cornwall and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
"We have two big needs" said the village spokesperson. "First we have a health centre but no doctor"
Johnson whipped out his mobile phone spoke for a while and then said "I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?"
"We have no mobile phone reception anywhere in our village"