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TugWilson

I gotta admit that I`m a little bit confused
Dec 8, 2020
1,730
Dorset
What is this ?
It`s a robot arm !
Where`s the rest of the robot ?
I only built the arm !
Cos that`s all you needed right !!:lolol:
 






BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
18,226
"What about Genocide?"
 




Jahooli

Well-known member
Feb 12, 2008
1,292
I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.

I’m Brian and so is my wife.
 






vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273
My locality! Wandered round the farmyard not that long ago.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!" (although I tend to swap 'ales' for 'wines')


On a secondary note - can't believe there isn't more from Blackadder in here. Most lines of most episodes would qualify!
" Indeed it is the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun..."
 






DavidinSouthampton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 3, 2012
17,359
You’d get on the Archbishop of Canterbury’s tits, you would! (Steptoe and Son)
 






Peacehaven Wild Kids

Well-known member
Jan 16, 2022
3,407
The Avenue then Maloncho
You know, it's funny you should mention that about footballers, Oz, cause the only older woman I ever had looked like Billy Bremner.
It’s a bit like “The Game” this. Having watched every episode of AWP about ten million times, I’m now in the middle of a three year cold turkey, where I don’t think about it, let alone watch it.
I was going to binge watch it in early 2024 but now my three years has got to start again. Thanks a lot (!)


“….I’m just gan doon the pub pet, wid me stool….”
 






Superphil

Dismember
Jul 7, 2003
25,680
In a pile of football shirts
We got a letter from the Council
 




jcdenton08

Offended Liver Sausage
NSC Patron
Oct 17, 2008
14,580
I live in Acton, yes, it’s very nice…

Not saying the punchline out of context!
 




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