Weve got a cider enthusiast, several attendees with the intellectual capacity of parsnips, hambramovich and my sister, so make sure The Cardinal is looking good for her.
'Hello my darling, youve got loverly eyes'.
I heard last night that the landlady of the pub has left due to death threats, and a male manager has been installed.
It must be really difficult to get a pint of Harveys in Lewes if that is what people have resorted to.