I object to a public body that employs a man of Mr P Cannings ability being referred to as 'cnuts'.
Why should the taxman help this person out when he and his colleagues are being called such names.
Mind you it was probably Canning spilling a can of stronbow down the back of a computer that...
Reminds me of that time I git chucked out at Buxted for smashing a woman in the gob, pissing on her baby in its pushchair, calling everyone a twat and kicking Dave The Steward in the nuts.
I posted on here the next day saying I had only dropped my hot dog and everyone felt sorry for me.
Cheers buddies back here temporarily, pub is beckoning again. P.Md the boy Stuck or whatever his name is he can have one of the tickets no bother.
Will he become an honoury member of the JBRA for the day though?
Still 2 tickets left though girls, so roll up roll up!
Due to purchasing tickets for buffoons who hadnt checked with their mums if it was alright for them to go tomorrow, I have 3 return tickets for sale at £20.00 a throw.
They are actually returns from Crowborough, but can be collected from me at Croydon or Paddington. They are for the 9 a.m...
Im surprised to see that Stinkers Bridge hasnt particpated in this discussion so please allow me to answer for him:
'Any that I can cram into to my mouth as quickly as possible'