Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

i thought they were in Balcombe?

I think Peter has stopped Lording it up there...

 

[Tubby Mondays]

You get Canning and the Laird in exchange....

Deal!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Deal!

Done.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Would you like to ride on my ship

 

[Clothes Peg]

I found that Sophia Gardens place yesterday. The gate was open so I cycled onto the grass. Was I tresspassing?

 

[Mendoza]

the venga bus was coming, but where did it go?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Would you like to ride on my ship

No.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I found that Sophia Gardens place yesterday. The gate was open so I cycled onto the grass. Was I tresspassing?

That is fine, as long as you did not hurt Simon Jones.

 

[Uncle Buck]

the venga bus was coming, but where did it go?

It went stalking.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

It went stalking.

Was PenGOON driving?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Was PenGOON driving?

Blacked out windows so could not comment.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is that a premature swallow?

 

[John Boy]

How many pubs have you saved this season?

 

[Uncle Buck]

How many pubs have you saved this season?

I have been to 23 aways to date and lets say an average of 3 pubs per away game are saved, so that is roughly 69 pubs saved on the road. Then a further 20 in Brighton (that last home game before Christmas always puts a few on the number), so at least 79 pubs have been saved in the name of football.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Spit or Swallow

 

[Uncle Buck]

Spit or Swallow

If you offer somebody that sort of goodness it should not be wasted.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Is it club rules that everyone out of contract has to be offered a coaching role?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is it club rules that everyone out of contract has to be offered a coaching role?

No, just the opinion of a small minority on here that cannot get their heads round the fact that players do leave and at the end of the careers keeping them all on as coaches is not an option.

 

[Trigger]

Oatway & Mayo... or free up wages?