Softest Albion XI

[Spunk Bubble]

Steve Penney (couldn't tackle for toffee). Tart !!. Quick though when not injured.

 

[Biscuit]

Paul Brooker.

 

[BensGrandad]

Dean aka Wendy Wilkins had trouble tackling the mud let alone a player.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Paul Watson

 

[Gully]

Les Berry, used to go into reverse gear whenever faced by an opponent.

 

[MOWTCHOPS]

Paul Kitson, spent a whole season hiding in the treatment 'portakabin'..

 

[Mackenzie]

Frutos...not known for his scything tackles.

 

[Frutos]

Frutos...not known for his scything tackles.

Did get sent off for an elbow though, which counts slightly in his favour.

For all his skill and pace, I can't remember Seb Carole ever coming close to making a tackle, so perhaps he could take Fruty's spot?

 

[Pettitt303]

Jake Robinson

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Piper.... don't think he EVER tackled and let's be honest Sully avoided a tackle if he could.

 

[bhafc4eva]

Doug loft, he's shite and a tart.

Bye bye in the summer boy. Back to McDonalds for you.

 

[Dave the OAP]

alan biley

 

[Mendoza]

Andrei Kanchelskis never put one ruddy tackle in!!

 

[Seagullible]

Mark Walton - scared to go near crosses

 

[Uncle Buck]

Andy 'Tart' Kennedy

 

[Mendoza]

Ashley Neal - was scared and slower than a spastic in a magnet factory

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Jamie Moralee. Not only scared of tackling people but shit scared of the ball as well.

 

[chez]

Andy 'Tart' Kennedy

He was a nutter!! Always went in hard. Also slept with Maria Whittaker!!!

 

[Arthur]

Did get sent off for an elbow though, which counts slightly in his favour.

For all his skill and pace, I can't remember Seb Carole ever coming close to making a tackle, so perhaps he could take Fruty's spot?

Brooker got sent off in the game that should never be spoken of again. Doesn't make him a hard man!

Frutos, quite frankly embarrassed himself and this football club with his display at West Ham this year so I'm going to back who ever suggested him.

Can't believe no one has put up Mayo's name yet.

 

[jevs]

Mark Barham ....how that fairy ever got an England cap is totally beyond me.