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Jack Russell

Wolf from Gladiators

How was the Cardinal?

Im ashamed to say that my saving attempts have been quite poor this year so far, although I must have done a splendid job last Friday on a boozer in South London (I think it was Forest Hill) as I woke up in Bermondsey saturday morning with no idea how I got there, why I was there etc etc. As...

And he had them all dressed nicley and marching in straight lines.

Frig that! Think Im wearing a crap school uniform all day and then coming home and changing into an even crapper one (Green! Stupid hat!)? You can flip off! I was out on the streets; can of top deck in one hand and a half smoked John Player Number 6 that I found on the bus in the other!

JR was shot By Nigel Mott While he was buying a television

JBRA Jarvis Brook Republican Army Were barmy Wherever we go We fear no foe We are the JBRA! We dont want your gasworks Or your industry (or railway) We will fight for freedom Oooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn to victory

Strange how your favourite chants always feature a fat laden item of food isnt it?

Hes such a tart Peter Canning broke my heart Peter Canning broke my heart Hes such a tart

'I have met them and apologised' What do you think?

On a slightly different topic, number 1s. I once had to go on a bus as a youngster and had to do it in a crisp packet which my mum then had to hold until we got off, which as I recall was about an hour and a half later.

You walk across the class And it squirts out your arse diorreah diorreah Some people think its funny But its really hot and runny diorreah diorreah I was climbing up a tree and it dribbled down my knee diorreah diorreah I was crawling underneath And it dribbled through my teeth diorreah diorreah

I had a similar experience in Blackfriars Station after a curry in Brick Lane the other year. In 30 seconds I went from thinking I must have one when I get home to Im having one right now. I had to run up the esculators without moving my legs above the knees (much to the amusement of my sister...

TWAT!

I should add that it is an ex-colleague in the office he now works in. Honestly.

Fantastic! Thanks! Cracker isnt it?

One of my mates worked with a women who had a bit of a problem with the stingo (she couldnt get enough of it). One day she disappeared to the bogs and didnt come back for quite some time. Then she rang the office from her mobile and asked one of the females to go to the bogs to help her as she...