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She'd rather saw it off than PULL IT OFF, that would take far too LONG for a SHORT leg. Should be over in Nov. - going to Berlin first for a couple of days...

The Doc says - you don't drink enough in the course of the day. More water, without the yeast and hops. Either that or you have a thrombosis and your leg needs amputating.

3 or 4 crushed Weetabix, Frosties and a pint of milk (or beer if no milk) and a ton of sugar.

It's ok. Just like Carlsberg or Tuborg. It's the 3rd or 4th biggest brewery in Denmark. Just drink it you big jessy.

F*?k me... it's MofH minus the Aryan content.

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The sea in Denmark was a balmy 20 degrees yesterday - clear and with a reasonable wave height (courtesy of Man of Harveys). Topless blondes and ice cream, all after a trip to the World Cup in Hamburg for the Italy Ukraine game. Life is shit.

What the fux a fence got to do with it? I sat on a fence once and I'm not gay. It had a big spike on it, but I didn't enjoy it.

GET IN the ARSE

I have a Dance Mat for Xbox and Xbox live, if anyone wants an ever so slightly gay dance-off to Girls Aloud. I am not homosexual.

"ASHLEY COLE has told Theo Walcott: I will be your World Cup minder. The Arsenal defender says he will take his teenage club-mate under his wing when the England squad fly out to Germany next month." By the first game he'll be spending more time with his mobile down his pants than scoring goals.

Somewhere in between these two:

Ta' for the tributes. I've had a full body Brazilian since that shot. Still no nasal hair trimmer in the present sack though...

This place is well worth a visit in Frankfurt. http://www.zumgemaltenhaus.de The Schlachtplatte (Slaughter Plate) at 6 Euros is a bargain - everything you can eat on a pig with lashings of saurcraut and bread. Or the Eggs in Green Sauce - a farting delight. Washed down with apfelwein or Binding...

There were rumours that Vine had chalk on his tip and liked to go uphill rather than downhill.

The Krankies Prince Philip Rachel Stevens Lester Pigott Gabriella Sabatini Bob Holness Winona Ryder Nicholas Parsons Keith Richards

So that'll be 1 inch legs then... boom boom.

37 inches. So I could call Chapman's the Saviour a SHORTARSE. I would get high heeled shoes so I could still use a yoyo.

You use an ethernet cable from the Xbox direct into the modem or router. As such dependent on where your xbox is and the modem is you may need a long ethernet cable (mine is 5m) There is no wireless possibility with the old xbox. What's the user name and I'll give a tonking on Pro Evo5...

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