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Bonjour Dave. Joyeux Noel and all that...

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Needledick Didn't apply to me obviously.

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Unethical shares... you know it makes sense. Xuzhou Shite Clothing Co. Phone : +86 516 6222082 Wank & Meyer oHG 44532 Lünen Phone : +49 23 06 96 72 23 Slag Recycling Sp. z o.o. 31-983 Krakow

Congratualtions Dave... and to Anne as well, after all she did the hard work. In 6 weeks time you'll have bags under your eyes like mine (more like sacks), the little rascals. If he starts sniffing around in 15 years time he'll have to get past me first.

Depends whether it's a skirt and some lingerie you're after.

As the father of a month old baby I'd like to say I can't get near the buggers to try it. The wife's baps have been "owned".

Indeed, the bloke is a pratt and more bothered about his hair and arse protruding run than being a good ref. He's more like a Swedish high jumper or rocker than a ref. All good refs these days should follow Collina's example, be totally bald and not get involved with smiles and gay conversation...

I went against Osasuna in October, turned up on the evening and got offered cheaper tickets from season ticket holders left right and centre (this if you queue up at the ticket booth). I know people who bought in advance and paid a lot more. Bilbao won't be a sell out. My advice queue up on the...

It's bollocks. -10 here in Copenhagen and 6 inches last night. (or was that -10 and I managed 6 inches...)

No, you must be joking - put on yer f***ing glasses man!

TGC - you can indeed have a gold metallic team badge for that. However anything lesser than County Div 3 and you have to share a sticker with someone else .

Where did you ply your trade as an active footballer (if you did) before you decided to sit on your arse and watch it instead. Just so I can compile my own NSC Panini album. Myself: Saltdean Tigers (under 10 world champions) Whitehawk Saltdean United The Walmer Castle Vanloese IF...

You won't be appreciating this then today... Courtesy of Wozza's fine link the other day.

Lardy Ronaldo and that overated tart called Raul keeping him on the bench - you're having a laugh Windy Luxembourg. As for Figo, I've seen more life in a 60 year old bottle of Port.

Raul gets on my tits. Runs bloody Real Madrid, scores less than Owen who plays a quarter of the minutes he does and looks like he couldn't give a toss most of the time. I hope Gravesen gives him a wedgie.