Gluteus Maximus - birthday tribute

[Man of Harveys]

Please join me in paying tribute to a man of many talents: he is (very easily) both Rottingdean AND Copenhagen's hairiest man. He's a man who vomits every time he even looks at a picture of anything deep-fried but will still scoff it at 2.30am nonetheless. He is also the only dark-haired man in Copenhagen, if not Denmark. The poor bastard has known me since the age of five - plenty reason enough to feel sorry for him and wish him well.

So happy birthday to young Gluteus Maximus! Have a Tuborg on me. :dance: :dance: :dance: :mexican: :mexican:

 

[Yoda]

Happy birthday arse muscle's.

 

[aftershavedave]

happy birthday danny!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

...and he's a very decent source of knowledge on the finer points of Copenhagen's cultural highlights.

 

[Willow]

Happy birthday!

Is he still a quick mover? I remember his epic battles with Antony Hazard in the 100m dash at Saltdean Middle School.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Happy birthday!

Is he still a quick mover? I remember his epic battles with Antony Hazard in the 100m dash at Saltdean Middle School.

I'm not too sure, I can't remember actually seeing him run since the last games of wembley pairs at school, jumpers for goalposts etc. He tucks the Harveys away rapidly enough.

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

Ta' for the tributes. I've had a full body Brazilian since that shot. Still no nasal hair trimmer in the present sack though...