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And her boobs by the look of it!

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I can recall when Ponce Mohammed Buzzer was literally munching his way thru the bag, turned to his kids and said "you can have ONE" then carried on munching.

To be fair it isnt the players fault but he whole culture of rewarding average players with millionaires wages. Trouble is tho that unless collectively a stance is made then someone, somewhere will pay it...

See I was right. Without even speaking spanish...

And Crisps. Whenever I go abroad there is never the RANGE of flavours that you get in the UK! Its usually cheese, cheese and onion or sour cream, salt and vinegar, salted, paprika and thats it.

Its true because these would have been Thatchers children and born under her government. Furthermore the GREED of the premier league player is again a thatcher characteristic.

Funnily enough a couple of times during our comdefending I found myself saying f*** sake El Abd. Then realised these are supposedly "top class" players and not an honest 3rd Div footballer who is doing his best. :clap2:

Not only that but the Germans first goal really taught us how to punt it upfield and score! :clap2:

I hope you have a very enclosed garden. Just the thought TERRIFIES me.

Oi LEAVE Tom Jones OUT of it! :angry:

Dont worry FIRST decent (well half decent team) we meet and we get annihilated. Imagine if it was Argentina we played.

No but there is generally a gentlemans agreement that they dont overload with foreigners....apart from Inter. Cant see any team in the prem not wanting to play loads of carlos kickaballs :lolol:

Why havent you SCORED yet against the Africans?

YOU are Brett Mendoza, that means YOU can do the "do you know who I am" and get in ANYWHERE. Failing that you could always do the "If Prince Charles was coming would you have space for him?" "Naturally Sir" "Well he is not coming so I will have his space instead!"

Heskey is the ONLY player in the current squad to have SCORED in the KNOCKOUT rounds of a World Cup. So there.

Its more EXCITING than F1 thats for sure!

Even BETTER thatll be a TWO min walk for me! :clap2: