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Did you go to Luna last night? Thought it was superb. And Britta.... :p :p :p !

From the club site: Albion release ticket details for Champions League game at the San Siro. This game will be all-ticket for Albion fans. With a mere 175,000 tickets allocated, a strict order of priority will be applied to avoid the usual chaos. (Apart from those who drop their applications...

Kanu at West Brom. That miss has got to be the worst of the season. Mind you, no-one really rates him in the first place, so perhaps I'm not getting the point of this thread... Mmm, I'd go for Drogba at Chelsea. Good enough player, scored a few goals for them, but £24m??!!! Stupid money. Really...

I also suspect that the journo has made a mountain out of one little comment. I get the impression Warnock was 95% fair in his post-match assessment, just one little whinge, and yet the press lead with that.

http://www.leeanddan.com/suicide.html

Surely?!

f*** yes I HATE that ad. Whining sarcastic little madam, I'd f***ing dump her faster than any bloody stir fry takes to cook.

Have been to Longleat. Liked it – recommend the following: – book ahead for the spa the day you arrive. It wil be half empty as everyone else is busy moving into their chalets, and you can have a very relaxing time. – book your activities ahead. Popular ones will get booked out. Sadly you can't...

And given that it only takes 20,000 or so to make the Number One slot, there's enough Elvis fans and collectors out there to make this inevitable. The charts could finally die a death if this farce goes on for the next four months.

"It started with a kiss," purred slap-headed Hot Chocolate main man Errol Brown. No it didn't. Years of scientific study into the Big Bang theory, not to mention a couple of centuries of religious crackpottery, can disprove that in an instant. Twat.

Apologies if everyone's already seen it 1000 times.... http://www.ibogleif.dk/uk/Thetest-uk.html

Proof that popstars are LIARS while real people tell the truth can be found when the two cross over. By winning the first Pop Idol, lug-jawed public schoolboy Will Young became the first 'real person' to also become a pop star. And he proved the theory that real people don't lie by being...

I'll believe anything a woman tells me, especially if I want to get into her knickers. Sadly my optimism and blind faith has proved untrue. For most of last night I tramped up a nearby mountain in order to reach for the stars and make my dream come true. Namely that Rachel Stevens would be...

I've hired a private detective to trail pock-marked Canadian rocker Bryan Adams for a 24 hour period. The report landed on my desk this morning. Mr Adams spent yesterday going shopping, meeting a friend for lunch, playing golf and fitting a new stereo to his car. In the evening he watched The...

I have a presentation to complete by the end of today and, frankly, it's not looking good. So much so that I've effectively given up and am pissing around on NSC instead. So when my boss returns from Germany tomorrow, will he nod sagely and accept my explanation that, according to velvet-voiced...

Entire generations of chardonnay-swilling handbag-dancing women have fallen under the spell of chronic fibber Gloria Gaynor. At 54 years old, Gaynor, you have at best another 30-40 years on this planet. Barring accident or unexpected illness, even I will f***ing survive longer than you.

Agreed. It won some poll for womens' greatest film of all time. Baffling. Mildly entertaining if you're a 13 year old girl I suppose, but the greatest cinematic achievement ever?

The only advantage of the HMV card over vouchers is this. Say you wanted a CD for £13.99 and had £15 in vouchers. You'd have to find something else to buy as well, there and then, because they wouldn't give you change. With the card, you can keep that 'change' on the card and use it another...

"an alleged Heilsbringer named Bill Archer" "nevertheless found not only a suitable leotard sponsor" "a nearly fairy taleful victory series down, which led it from third into the first division, the class directly underneath the Prime Minister League" ""if they no new stadium gotten, will...

****ing HMV in Oxford Street have just filled the number 17 shelves with extra copies of Ronan Keating. Shameful.